Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Cory MBA]

Just finished reading all of the Game of Thrones books. It took several months.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I have a married female friend that keeps contacting me sporadically
the whole time she was with dude before she married him she was fukking me


i was fukking her all of 2009 and some of 2010 and didnt even know she was in a relationship
she even invited me to her bday party and introduced me to him but i thought he was just a friend

she spent the night with me and i did with her
i ended up moving to Shreveport LA in 2010 and she drove 3 hrs to come stay with me


next thing you know
im in Afghanistan and lost contact
then in 2012 she emailed me random nudes and tell me how much she missed me

then like a month later told me she was engaged

she married the nikka and we lost contact again
then i took leave in Jan 2013 and she told me she wanted to see me

we met at some lil sushi bar and she told me she still loved me
she said she never loved her husband and didnt know why she married him

i wont front, i tried to smash but she said no

again i lost contact
i left Afghanistan in June
and magically she hit me up again

she came to my crib in August and said she wanted to go away with me for a weekend to anywhere


i asked her if she was going to divorce dude and she said she couldnt


i told her I loved her

and she cried


i dont even have them type of feelings wtf is wrong with me


again i lost contact and she just hit me up this weekend

 

[BlackBieber]

how many posts does it take for a thread to go plat?

 

[BlackBieber]

*sigh*
He claimed he was afraid I wouldn't like how he really looked. I stopped talking to him back in August or something and had to block him shortly after because he kept contacting me. I saved my blocked history on Mr. Number before I effed up my old phone and the last time he hit me up was Thanksgiving. I got my new phone Friday, number ported over on Saturday and he called me on Sunday!!

well im not afraid of how i look mama



if u like wut u see hit up my PM box

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Cant believe Martin had a whole episode about a coo coo clock

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

I'ma go back to poppin' my collars again, b.


Real talk.


Shiits so tacky, but it needs to make a cum back.


Speaking of douchey, i kinda miss the ed hardy/christion audiger/affliction gear and the trucker caps.


Not because i was into it myself, oh hell no... but that shiit was fun watching people wear that shiit and take it seriously.


Not a single one of them knew that they were being laughed at.


At least with me trollin' in popped collars (or multiple ones in one outfit)... i can act incognito and say...

Spoiler

Jokes on you... bastids!!! Hee hee

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[Sonic Boom of the South]

Cant believe Martin had a whole episode about a coo coo clock

he paid homage to various episodes of Sanford and Son


there was an episode of Sanford and son that involved a clock that lamont was trying to sell that turned out to be worth alot


just like the episode of Martin where Pam and Gina signed the wrong lines of the Bride/Witness portions of Martin and Gina's marriage certificate and they found out that Pam and Martin were the ones that were married

same happened to Fred and Aunt Esther on Sanford n Son


i own the entire Sanford n Son series

shyt is classic

 

[Rawtid]

Note to self, before switching carriers log in and get all your contacts and phonebook info.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Note to self, before switching carriers log in and get all your contacts and phonebook info.

I'm still amazed that people don't have their contacts synced to Google,yahoo, hotmail or something.

People on FB like "lost my phone, send me your number".

 

[Rawtid]

I'm still amazed that people don't have their contacts synced to Google,yahoo, hotmail or something.

People on FB like "lost my phone, send me your number".

I had my contacts saved in the "phone book" my carrier provided online. When ever I synced my contacts, it would always include EVERY fukking email address I've ever sent an email to or received one from. I didn't want all that miscellaneous shyt in my contacts.

 

[IronFist]

just knock this little cute chick on pof.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Joined a pool for the lotto draw tonight..Somebody has to win.

 

[patscorpio]

this gotdamned snowsorm..its brutal brehs...i just got in from driving in it..thank goodness i drive an AWD vehicle..roads are terrible

 

[Remote]

If Sprint had been honest with their Facebook commercial...

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

You ever be talking to a chick with big ass titties and you accidentally look down right in front of her?