Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[patscorpio]

some mufukka in my complex opened up a package that was sent to me and took the contents.....it was a christmas gift sent to me from my brother...it was a watch...left the opened box in the trash can...this is bullshyt..... fukking kleptos..i got the signs up and everything...i swear if i see any of my neighbors with that shyt on and they didnt confess...im beating them the fukk down

 

[drugxglory]

Funniest shyt happened on Madden just now. i was playing wit the panthers against some random nikka online he was the 49ers, 4th quarter im winning 28-35 theres about 1:00 left he goes down and scores, plus the 2 point conversion with :11 secs remaining so hes up 36-35, right before kick off he sends me a message saying "haha bytch"

He kicks off, i down it, first down i throw it about 30 yards down the middle to my 40, timeout, 2nd down :06 secs left, i hit my man on a slant route to the 25 on the sideline, step out of bounds, kick a field goal and get the win, i wrote back "aaahhhhhhhahahaha bytch"

 

[Atlrocafella]

This bish really think I'm going to fly out to Houston to come see her

 

[Atlrocafella]

some mufukka in my complex opened up a package that was sent to me and took the contents.....it was a christmas gift sent to me from my brother...it was a watch...left the opened box in the trash can...this is bullshyt..... fukking kleptos..i got the signs up and everything...i swear if i see any of my neighbors with that shyt on and they didnt confess...im beating them the fukk down

people have no shame in taking things. I always have shyt delivered to my work place for that reason.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This bish really think I'm going to fly out to Houston to come see her

she paying?

if so, do it brah

 

[Panther]

I have a swollen uvula... Feels like im choking myself every time i swallow

And one of my eyes is as red as the terminators

 

[Atlrocafella]

she paying?

if so, do it brah

Hell na she ain't paying breh.

If she was, than hell yeah I'd make a weekend trip out of it.

 

[marcuz]

my money on another level, in the streets, i hear im hotter than the fukking devil

 

[Steezy]

had court yesterday.. they tryna give a nikka community service

the community can serve dis dikk.. i aint goin

 

[patscorpio]

people have no shame in taking things. I always have shyt delivered to my work place for that reason.

its ridiculous...there were no instructions either for the mailman to even leave it there so now in a few im about to call usps about this shyt....if its too big for the mailbox and no instructions were left to leave it there youre supposed to take it back to the mail office and leave a pink slip in the damn mailbox for later pickup...I don't know why that's hard for someone to do ..mailmen dont know how to do there gotdamn job...I already informed my apt office about this...the only time this happened to me was back in 2009 where the mailman left my package directly outside my apt door...except no one that time fukked with it but I didn't ask him to leave that shyt there...im highly aggravated over this

 

[Atlrocafella]

had court yesterday.. they tryna give a nikka community service

the community can serve dis dikk.. i aint goin

lmao.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I just met with my mentor again

early 40's Black woman



i want to suck her clit dry

that long natural hair

them long legs

her voice




she look like

Lawd please help me stay respectful

 

[Steezy]

I just met with my mentor again

early 40's Black woman



i want to suck her clit dry

that long natural hair

them long legs

her voice




she look like

Lawd please help me stay respectful

you gotta pipe that ole hoe just of description fam

 

[86\*/98]

I just met with my mentor again





Lawd please help me stay respectful

She might have the same prayers about you... YOLO

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you gotta pipe that ole hoe just of description fam

She might have the same prayers about you... YOLO

I can't front I don't even know how to even approach it like that