Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Easy-E]

I'm, officially, a nerd.

It's Valentines;

• I'm single
• I'm at home, downloading De La Soul albums
• I just tweeted the woman of my dreams (She.O.E.N.O.)

I'm not a loser, though...

*plans to read comic books, later*

 

[61 Corpses]

Slipped on some ice like a dumbass and broke my toe
Happy Valentines Day to me

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I'm, officially, a nerd.

It's Valentines;

• I'm single
• I'm at home, downloading De La Soul albums
• I just tweeted the woman of my dreams (She.O.E.N.O.)

*plans to read comic books, later*

There's some guy out there that paid almost a stack in gifts, dining and events for "his woman"...

and he still wont get none. This is happening multiple times today.

It could be worse.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This Mexican chick who I met awhile back just hit me up to do something tonight


--never smashed


this broad been curving me the whole time
every time i tried to get her to come over she was like, "nah we can meet somewhere"
she barely a 7

28 and lives with 2 fukking roommates
invited me to come thru like i want to hang around them other hoes

last month she told me she had a new man


now how the fukk are you single today and want to kick it


so i was like ok we can hang



and she was like "ok where you wanna meet?"



bytch u either coming here or u wont see me


trying to get that Vday date


these hoes are ruthless

 

[Blackout]

The is gonna be a long day.

No offense to couples but I'm single so fukk Valentines Day.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I'm, officially, a nerd.

It's Valentines;

• I'm single
• I'm at home, downloading De La Soul albums
• I just tweeted the woman of my dreams (She.O.E.N.O.)

I'm not a loser, though...

*plans to read comic books, later*

there is a guy i'm interested in, we're connected on twitter, FB, and instagram...i've tried sub-tweeting him, dude is hubby material and He O.E.N.O, so I feel you

 

[Panther]

Im not really sure how people really get upset about being single on valentines day... Its really not that big of a deal. If yall doin something then enjoy

im grabbing a bottle and watching the new season of house of cards

 

[Rawtid]

Slipped on some ice like a dumbass and broke my toe
Happy Valentines Day to me

Awww fragile ass toes. Find a honey to come through and take care of you.

 

[Easy-E]

There's some guy out there that paid almost a stack in gifts, dining and events for "his woman"...

and he still wont get none. This is happening multiple times today.

It could be worse.

Well, sir, I'm a gentlemen.

I will be gettin' "none" until make an honest woman out of that woman.



Please, sir, my intentions are pure.

:fancynegro:

Spoiler

I'm actually lonely for the first time, in my 25 years of living.

But, I'm not down for holidays, so I'm winning there.

Spoiler

Nicole Beharie, though

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Seriously, watchin' her character, on Sleepy Hollow got me all types of gone.

It's a shame--I'm a grown man, for crying outloud!

I need a Abbie Mills,b!

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Or is it because my little cousin already got married?!

Spoiler

I'm runnin' out of time!

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Did I make you work hard?

there is a guy i'm interested in, we're connected on twitter, FB, and instagram...i've tried sub-tweeting him, dude is hubby material and He O.E.N.O, so I feel you

Yo, if you actually got a prospect, throw that dart!

Spoiler

Slow Down, though. Don't sent naked pics. I don't think ya'll gon' be able to tell yo' kids how ya'll meet and fell for each other.

 

[UserNameless]

28 and lives with 2 fukking roommates

It's just something about that roommate shyt with a female that's over 25 TOPS that has me like...



















But that's not fair, tho... gotta shake that off...everybody has their own story.

 

[Atlrocafella]

there is a guy i'm interested in, we're connected on twitter, FB, and instagram...i've tried sub-tweeting him, dude is hubby material and He O.E.N.O, so I feel you

So you're waiting on him to pick up on the fact that you like him? You gonna fukk around and let another woman swoop on in and take that. Most of us men like to know clearly if you're feeling us and most of us are clueless if you don't let us know something lol, and you don't have to be thirsty about it at the same time. Good luck

 

[Jone2three45]

Delete.

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[resurrection]

Happy Valentine's Day, ladies

 

[Jone2three45]

Happy Valentines Day to all The-Coli ladies.