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dora_da_destroyer
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my BFF asked if i'd go to dinner w/ her and some friends for her husband's bday, i said yea, then she texts that it's prix-fixe $100. um nah, i love them both - they're like fam, but i'm counting calories to a T so I know I can't eat everything on the menu. secondly, her kids are my god kids, one has a bday the following weekend, which i have to make party favors for and buy a gift, the other has a bday in may. i love you dearly, but i can't do it!
and i know she'll read this
we both know u use toys
I spoke a little Spanish to an older Mexican lady in the grocery store today. She was like 
and started speaking a mile a minute. I had to hit her with the 
; then she looked at me like I wasn't shyt and started speaking English.
I'm getting better though, I had her fooled for a good 15 seconds.
and started speaking a mile a minute. I had to hit her with the ; then she looked at me like I wasn't shyt and started speaking English.I'm getting better though, I had her fooled for a good 15 seconds.
I have a vibrator that I only use when I'm on the rag. I don't have an issue with toys but a drawer full of previously used ones is disgusting.we both know u use toys
but you will fukk a previously used dikk tho
atleast bleach kills ALL germs and etc. on the toys tho
how the fukk you come to my crib for the 1st time and make yaself at home like we a fukking couple
who told you, you could use my favorite cup
who told you, you could use my favorite cup
I guess if you want to compare plastic toys to the real thing we can do that and I can see your point. That still doesn't change how I feel about a drawer of previously used sex toys.but you will fukk a previously used dikk tho
atleast bleach kills ALL germs and etc. on the toys tho
I guess if you want to compare plastic toys to the real thing we can do that and I can see your point. That still doesn't change how I feel about a drawer of previously used sex toys.
see instead of enjoying a wonderful orgasm you overthink the situation
the sheets im fukking her own are previously used too
I'm not arguing with you today. I just think it's nasty. Double bleach them for me.
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I love this song
You're tripping. I'm getting hickeys and everything lol
