Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Panther]

Popeyes back with the GOAT special 8pc bucket for $5.99 tomorrow

I know yall remember what happened the last time

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I never knew sean paul was rockin a mowhawk now.

 

[Raava]

Happy Birthday Mr. Liggins!!! @Always-Right Liggins

 

[-G$-]

yea, three of my girls from HS are all preggo...i'm like when did we decide this was ok but honestly, it's more my biological clock and not wanting to be a 36 year old first time mother, cuz the actual thought of waking up, dealin with a kid, taking them to school going to work, then dealing with a kid again is still not appealing lol.

and thanks for the bday wish

it's only been 3 years since my first and i can say i am noticeably more exhausted ahead of the second than i was back then. i can only assume it gets worse from here on in.


oh and happy berfday.

 

[Illuminatos]

Lord Jesus this Jewish chick smells awful.

Holy shyt, how do you leave the house smelling so damn musty?

 

[KOOL-AID]

so missing a week n a half of the weightroom has this much affect on me....it was embarrising

 

[Inglewood]

Corny Joke Of The Day!

Q. What did one eye say to the other?





A. Between me and you, something smells!

 

[Motife43]

nikkas at work ready to roast EARLY! White dude called me Major Payne

I'm going at him all day now

 

[Dez]

Got my salad tossed last night, did I lose?

 

[Rawtid]

Finished reading Donald Goines White Man's justice, black mans grief. Talk about fukked up. Trust nobody!!

 

[Atlrocafella]

AT&T contract coming to an end in a couple of months. Time to renegotiate with these nikkaz and try to get some discounts and free upgrades

 

[The ADD]

Just got a resume with a listed 2.32 GPA

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Just got a resume with a listed 2.32 GPA

nikkas was like "watch this "...smh


think i'm gonna have to switch to a gummy for my multivitamin, the past few weeks i've been able to taste my multi as it breaks down, even when i take right after eating, it's disgusting

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

got an email yesterday from this Air Force chick i fukked with back in 2010 when I was in Shreveport

-i worked with her and one day she asked for my #
- we planned a date but she changed her mind last min and decided to come to my crib to chill
we watched like 10 mins of some redbox movie then she claimed she was tired and asked if she could sleep in my bed

i let her then was going back in the living room and she asked me to get in bed with her

-at the time i was in a p*ssy slump and didnt fukk shyt for like a month (Shreveport has some of the lamest females, besides the military ones)

-I overdid it
I ate the p*ssy, ass
I straight made love to her
i think i even sucked her toes

shyt was like a 3hr session


she started crying


after she told me that her boyfriend, who was stationed in Spain, broke up with her over the phone



-so basically she just used me for dikk to get over the heartbreak




we fukked 2 other times then she blew me off
talking bout she felt like i viewed her as a hoe cause we fukked so fast
and she may get back with her ex



after that shyt was strange at work
I ended up fukking one of her homegirls and she would ignore me and shyt



i havent heard from her once since i left in 2011 to go to Afghanistan

now out the blue she emails me




hopefully this means i get to smash again

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

those four days of not eating are catching up, i'm ready for lunch!