Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[marcuz]

I googled "orange balls on top of sushi" and the internet says it's fish eggs aka caviar. Eat food you can't recognize, brehs.

well see who has the last laugh when i stick the rest of this sushi in her goddamn twat

 

[Rawtid]

well see who has the last laugh when i stick the rest of this sushi in her goddamn twat

That may cause infection.

 

[marcuz]

That may cause infection.

well i would hope so considering it'll be room temp for at least half a day before i do it.

 

[BrehMan]

The maid from the Brady Brunch died today; thought she already was dead.

 

[Panther]

I have a terrible habit of answering my phone while im asleep... People say i have full conversations with em and i be knocked out

 

[86\*/98]

Old Kanye>>>

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

בְּרֵאשִׁ֖ית בָּרָ֣א אֱלֹהִ֑ים אֵ֥ת הַשָּׁמַ֖יִם וְאֵ֥ת הָאָֽרֶץ׃

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[AAKing23]

Called out of work today, tired af just gon all damn day

 

[patscorpio]

started doing morning runs and i feel great

 

[The ADD]

started doing morning runs and i feel great

Distance or sprints?

 

[Rawtid]

started doing morning runs and i feel great

Same here. It's really relaxing too

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

women are so fukking emotional

 

[BedRoomI'z]

women are so fukking emotional

What did you do?
You did something...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What did you do?
You did something...

nah


just the fact that yall fall in love in 4 secs





and im getting harassed by these broads that im not dealing with anymore
i wasnt even in a relationship with them broads

 

[BedRoomI'z]

nah


just the fact that yall fall in love in 4 secs





and im getting harassed by these broads that im not dealing with anymore
i wasnt even in a relationship with them broads

@ 4 secs

sometimes less than that