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PrnzHakeem

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it's not DC or NY so fukk it! and yea, my clock is ticking, my bff is on her second kid :sadbron:

and white is alright!

Well, he's married and white but he's Mexican (you know what I mean, Mexican but looks more Spanish than Native American) :skip:

So you want to have another reckless baby to keep up? :usure:


Went to the golf range yesterday, I'm out of practice. It was all the way bad. :snoop:
 

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MA/CT/Nigeria #byrdgang #RingGangRadio
i really hate that the unemployment office is in the same building as my job...shyt is awkward at times....esp when ppl constantly assume you're going to unemployment with them or worse they hassle you for any openings at your company when they find out you're not one of them :smh:
 

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Insignificant posting from an insignificant poster
Mentioned in another thread that i was Portland last weekend. Kicked it down there for a bachelor's party. It was cool!

Got there Saturday afternoon and kicked it until Sunday evening. Good times.

A few of the things that stood out to me about the Rose City:


1. Although, from my observaciones... there seems to be more tripped-out, drug heads and hipsters/hippies per capita (yea, they may be shiitting on LA and San Fran, combined).

2. In turn, the people are laid-back and cool as fukk. Almost everyone i talked, not one had the equestrian-society vibe (i.e. riding their high horses or chip-shouldered/unwilling to give tips/directions etc.).

3. There aren't too many colored folks there. After the strip clubs, we wanted to go discothequing. Somehow, of the 15 dudes, me and two of my boys somehow lost the remainder of the crowd and just decided to go in some random joint to grab a drink;. We heard some hiphop blaring from the windows, since it was only 10:30 and still early, we figured why not :ehh:

As soon as we got inside, there was nothing but brothas and sistas (mind you, we're also colored people, but more melanin deprived - so you know people were gawking - hopefully out of intrigue of our gutsiness cuz we were out of place. Alignment work).

Once we got done with the first round of drinks, we decided to meet up with the rest of the group. Then...

"I'm riding round and i'm gettin' it... i'm riding round i'm getting it. Ead mine.... AH SPIEN IT!!!"

Wooh!!! As soon as that track came on... the odd men/elephants in the room (even with nobody on the dancefloor) decided to clap the tiles and get down like syndrome.

Next thing you know, these ladies approached us and the rest is history.

That night, i may have approached about 2 dozen women. All shapes, sizes, thighses, engaging eyeses and shades of black with a hint of cayenne (but all beautiful nonetheless - all sistas are beautiful in my eyes so i'm bias like Len).

Was real aggressive that night. If she shut me down, i'd come back 2-3... even four times.

Acc'd maybe 4 numbers. One was a blasian dj, another a thick Eritrean chick (yeah, you heard that right, gurl had so much donk, her ass shoulda came with oversized rims). Don't recall the third cuz i was getting pretty damn inebriated.

But the 4th girl? Girl was cool as hell. Student at Oregon State, interning at an Ad agency, loves crepes and really loves theme parks.

We chatted it up for a bit, exchanged the digits and i cruised out like Tom.

Later that night, my drunk ass decided to text her. But instead of a conventional "let's have some Ihop" (cuz it was waaayyyy too late for that, plus, i was sleepy) or, "Had a good time with you, be my baby" (which is creepy).

So i says,

My first text: Thanks for letting me break you off earlier. You're not too shabby. Btw, i would say good night...

My 2nd text: but you're gonna see me in your dreams anyway ; )


Turned off my phone, knocked out and smiled my way to snoozeville USA!!!


To make a long story short, she replied the next day. I was giddy.

We chatted back and for a bit, she says she comes up to Seattle bout once a month and is planning to again real soon. :win:


I told her that when she does, we'll hit up the rooftop lounges and go Night zip lining.

Surprisingly, she didn't know what ziplining was, so i sent her a photo and her reaction was: :krs:

So hopefully, this works out well as she's been mad receptive to my convo and texts back right away (that's almost ALWAYS a sign of interest).

Stay tuned fellas, she's

And oh yeah, she's cute: tall, atheletic, loves hiphop (that underground shiit). Any who, here's the FB image:


afj590.jpg



:o:



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Um, born in 59 and you have a ringback tone of "Pumped Up Kicks?" I don't know whether to :pachaha: or be afraid
 

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Sohh i been laying off the weed since Monday. Ive been way more productive this week so far and have more energy in the mornings (when i need it the most)
 

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Because of Pimp My Ride and the "Yo Dawg" meme, I wonder how many kids don't even know that Xzibit used to be a rapper.
 

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I was productive today, even though that procrastination was tempting me. This is good.
 

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Total Wines shyts all over BevMo.

Twice the selection and cheaper prices. Got a bottle of Belvedere Vodka 750ml for only $15 :ooh:
You be surprised what you find there. I didn't know Tanquaray made vodka till now.

They even had free booklets at the front door breaking down all the beers/ wines they sell :leon:
 
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Ate taco bell last night....and ended up puking over my porch at 4am....second time this has happened when I ate from this particular restaurant....but its the only one by my house :noah:
 

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Heading to New Orleans this evening :ahh:

And that's the end of my summer travel. :merchant:

Gotta sit tight for football season
 
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