The M.I.C. Stories: Worst One Night Stand

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[beenz]

I read the first two chapters. I like where this is going........

 

[Warren Moon]

Nikka we waiting for our entertainment

 

[beenz]

I wonder how this will be the WORST one night stand? the broad is good looking and a freak. so either the OP knocked her up or she had an STD.

 

[Pineal Gland]

OMG

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Lol keep going...

 

[Maddmike]

Anyway,

We get settled at my place and after about an hour of chillin over some music and wine..I'm on some let's take a tour of the house type shyt.

I'm showing her the fukking bedroom and I don't know what the hell happens but this broad completely derails off onto some bipolar shyt..bytch spins me around, grabs the dikk HARD and damn near suffocates me by shoving her tongue down my throat. The look in this broad's eyes is almost fukking murderous and bytch diggin her nails in on my joint so I'm a bit worried at this point at the change in personality..So she says..

Her: "I ain't no damn hoe off the streets.."

Her: "I don't be handin this shyt out like this shyt is fukkin candy, nikka.."
Me: "I understand.."

Her: "What's good?"

Me: "Wha??"
Her: "You gotta take good care of this p*ssy...you good for this, nikka?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm good.."

This chick has one of them Vader like force choke holds on my dikk, shyt is fukking with the bloodflow...my dikk doesn't know whether to be hard or soft at this point. Before I could try to loosen this woman's deathgrip, she hits her knees and starts giving ya breh that neck . Rapid fire head movements with them lightning fast tongue lashes...earrings and extensions falling off with that velocity . I'm thinking the night is gonna end spectacularly..Then all of the sudden she just stops...I'm looking down and she just starin at the shyt, all bug eyed.

Me: "You alright?"
Her: "Yeah, it's just so nice...I kinda just wanna nibble and bite on it"
Me: "Shots will be fired. My shyt ain't no damn snickers, no teeth."
Her: "That's no fun!"
Me: "You be snackin on nikkas dikks on the regular?"

With that I'm making an executive decision in keeping this woman's mouth away from the family jewels so I'm like "fukk this, I'm running this shyt tonight" and throw her little ass up on the bed to let her how it's going down...this crazy broad goes bug eyed again , bounces off the bed, runs around and fukking "Lawrence Taylor's" tackles me onto the bed. This woman starts giving me that fukking death stare again..

Her: "I gotta get mines first, on top...you understand?"
Me: " Yes I understand."
Her:" You ready!?!"
Me: "Wha..?"
Her: "You ready for this p*ssy?!"
Me: "YEP!"

Clothes flying everywhere and she's gets back on top and starts gotdamn jack hammering down on me, I'm and then at the chick's energy, I'm thinking she hit on some coke beforehand because she's doing 360s on my joint, laughing and growling like a fukking bear all at the same fukking time. So I'm like I gotta get mine before this woman potentially goes psychotic.. So I flip her ass over on the bed and I barely done put an inch of righteousness in her before she hollers at the top of her lungs, a fukking screech...the shyt shook me so bad that I literally fell out of the p*ssy and fell right off the damn bed.

Me: "The hell is wrong??"
Her: "That shyt felt good, nikka!!"
Me: "bytch, I live next to white folks...I can't have them hearing bloody screams over here at no damn 2am in the morning."

So I get back in there and she starts growling with every stroke... I have to do periodical welfare checks on this chick to see if she's ok. She's getting louder and louder as we're going but now she's humming, like she's doing them old school church spirituals but just much louder. At this point I put my hand over her mouth to quiet her down and this further encourages her to get even more louder, at this point she's screaming again. All of the sudden she locks up and screams "OH shyt!", I back up quick...this broad starts trembling and starts to "squirts" all over the place..

Me: "bytch, did you just pee all over my goddamn bed?"
Her: "Naw, baby I came.."
Me: "That ain't no goddamn cum...Smell these gotdamn sheets...they smell like fukking piss."
Her: "So what, you know you liked it!!! "
Me:



Believe it or not...this shyt continues. I'll post what happened in the morning soon.

Man I wana fukk this bytch now

 

[MoonGoddess]

 

[MoneyTron]

I wish my life was half as interesting as yalls.

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

she sounds like a serial killer

 

[SheWantTheD]

LOL at least women are revealing to you their true selves.

I've had chicks try to hide their ratchetness and act like good girls when I'm not even a judgmental guy!

 

[The M.I.C.]

So after that squirtin shyt, I'm like we need to hit the living room for a bit so I can put these sheets and shyt in the wash..This chick still bouncin all over the place, following me to the laundry with her arms wrapped around me. This chick had her arms literally wrapped around me going from the bedroom to the laundry.

Her: "Damn, that shyt was so good. We shouldn't have stopped!
Me: "You see me over here with a cup of Tide and shyt, bout to wash my sheets...THAT'S WHY WE STOPPED.

Her: "Well, you should take that as a compliment that you got me off like that."
Me: "You peein all over my damn sheets and cover is a compliment?

I put my damn sheets in the washer and at that time, one of the little knobs on the bottom of the washer that keeps the washer stable was missing..so my joint kinda rocked and vibrated a bit when it was going. So this chick jumps on the washer and grabs me again and shoves her tongue down my throat. I swear to god this broad actually licked my teeth and gums while doing this. So she's doing this and all of the sudden she starts hummin again like she's at Zion AME Baptist... She pushes my ass away and starts holding onto the side of washer, rocking on it..


Me: "What the fukk is wrong with you?"
Her:


This chick is archin her back and moanin sitting on this gotdamn washer..bout to get off again fukking with this machine. Literally GRINDING down on this shyt....next thing you know her face freezes up and she lets out this gotdamn yell again that scares the fukk out of me. AGAIN.

Her:
Me: "You good right there? No puddles on my damn washer please."
Her: "You did it to me again, nikka.."
Me: "I didn't do shyt?"
Her: "Damn, you know just how to get me OFF nikka."

Me:


So she jumps off the fukking washer and corrals my dikk again in her hands, squeezing that shyt hard like it's Charmin ...


Me: "You don't really don't have to grab my shyt like it's a life preserver..."

Her: "You ready for round two, nikka?"

Me: "bytch, we aint boxin....what round?"
Her: "I gotta have at least three orgasms to feel right and you haven't busted yet."
Me: "Wait, Three?"
Her: "THREE."
Me:
Her: "We ain't done til we both nut, nikka...are we good now?" She's squeezin my shyt hard again..
Me: "Yes"

Her: "When we done, I want your nut here!" This woman puts her gotdamn hand over her face and rubs her hand all over it..I'm excited and terrified at the same time, this chick is getting cokehead crazy again.

Her: "You understand?!"
Me: "Yes."

So back at it again..I'm pressed against the wall in the laundry room while she going to work on your breh. About maybe 15-20 minutes later, there's a knock at the front door...I literally had to peel this woman off my gotdamn balls. I'd try to get her off and she'd fight me to get back on them as I'm walking to the door to see who's there, it's about 4am at this point so I'm a bit leery at who's knocking so damn early in the morning..Somehow, while I'm looking out the peephole..she's impaled her mouth on my joint again and locked down on it. It's a couple of police officers outside.

Me: "Goddamnit, all that fukking screamin probably scared my neighbors. Get up off my dikk, nikka!"
Her: "Let em see, I don't care!"
Me:

I had to shove this woman physically off of me to a point where you could hear a noticeable thud when she hit the floor, when that happened...I could see the cops maneuvering over to one of my windows with a light, I guess in response to the noise. So opened up the door real quick and this woman wraps her arms around me from behind when I do. Tightly. It was two officers.

Officer: "We got call about a disturbance at this residence, is everything OK sir?"
Me: "Yes officer, everything's fine...just handling some business."


This chick is swinging off my arms and waist with her titties damn near hanging out in front of these cops...

Officer: "Oh, "business"?
Her: "Yep, my baby knows how to handle his business..don't you, baby?"
Me: "Baby?"
Her:
Officer: "Well, we got a call from one of your neighbors about some screaming, just wanted to make sure that all was ok
Officer:: "You alright ma'am?"

Her: "I'm fine, he likes to get rough a little bit and toss me around when we play but I'm ok."

Officer: "Oh, really..OK"
Me: "No I don't, don't say that shyt.. the hell?"

You can tell these cops want to laugh..if not for the obvious reason why she was screaming then it was for how the woman was literally piggy backing on me as we spoke, half naked. So the cops left and finally she seems like she's calming down a bit when she's like "I want to hit the bed now..." I'm like cause I'm ready to retire even though I haven't busted yet, I just want to chill honestly..this woman is constantly amped. Hopefully the sunlight changes this broads personality to where I can get one off in the morning...but nope.


I'll throw up the morning shyt in a few.

 

[The M.I.C.]

I wonder how this will be the WORST one night stand? the broad is good looking and a freak. so either the OP knocked her up or she had an STD.

Wait till I put up what happened in the morning.

 

[shutterguy]

Anyway,

We get settled at my place and after about an hour of chillin over some music and wine..I'm on some let's take a tour of the house type shyt.

I'm showing her the fukking bedroom and I don't know what the hell happens but this broad completely derails off onto some bipolar shyt..bytch spins me around, grabs the dikk HARD and damn near suffocates me by shoving her tongue down my throat. The look in this broad's eyes is almost fukking murderous and bytch diggin her nails in on my joint so I'm a bit worried at this point at the change in personality..So she says..

Her: "I ain't no damn hoe off the streets.."

Her: "I don't be handin this shyt out like this shyt is fukkin candy, nikka.."
Me: "I understand.."

Her: "What's good?"

Me: "Wha??"
Her: "You gotta take good care of this p*ssy...you good for this, nikka?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm good.."

This chick has one of them Vader like force choke holds on my dikk, shyt is fukking with the bloodflow...my dikk doesn't know whether to be hard or soft at this point. Before I could try to loosen this woman's deathgrip, she hits her knees and starts giving ya breh that neck . Rapid fire head movements with them lightning fast tongue lashes...earrings and extensions falling off with that velocity . I'm thinking the night is gonna end spectacularly..Then all of the sudden she just stops...I'm looking down and she just starin at the shyt, all bug eyed.

Me: "You alright?"
Her: "Yeah, it's just so nice...I kinda just wanna nibble and bite on it"
Me: "Shots will be fired. My shyt ain't no damn snickers, no teeth."
Her: "That's no fun!"
Me: "You be snackin on nikkas dikks on the regular?"

With that I'm making an executive decision in keeping this woman's mouth away from the family jewels so I'm like "fukk this, I'm running this shyt tonight" and throw her little ass up on the bed to let her how it's going down...this crazy broad goes bug eyed again , bounces off the bed, runs around and fukking "Lawrence Taylor's" tackles me onto the bed. This woman starts giving me that fukking death stare again..

Her: "I gotta get mines first, on top...you understand?"
Me: " Yes I understand."
Her:" You ready!?!"
Me: "Wha..?"
Her: "You ready for this p*ssy?!"
Me: "YEP!"

Clothes flying everywhere and she's gets back on top and starts gotdamn jack hammering down on me, I'm and then at the chick's energy, I'm thinking she hit on some coke beforehand because she's doing 360s on my joint, laughing and growling like a fukking bear all at the same fukking time. So I'm like I gotta get mine before this woman potentially goes psychotic.. So I flip her ass over on the bed and I barely done put an inch of righteousness in her before she hollers at the top of her lungs, a fukking screech...the shyt shook me so bad that I literally fell out of the p*ssy and fell right off the damn bed.

Me: "The hell is wrong??"
Her: "That shyt felt good, nikka!!"
Me: "bytch, I live next to white folks...I can't have them hearing bloody screams over here at no damn 2am in the morning."

So I get back in there and she starts growling with every stroke... I have to do periodical welfare checks on this chick to see if she's ok. She's getting louder and louder as we're going but now she's humming, like she's doing them old school church spirituals but just much louder. At this point I put my hand over her mouth to quiet her down and this further encourages her to get even more louder, at this point she's screaming again. All of the sudden she locks up and screams "OH shyt!", I back up quick...this broad starts trembling and starts to "squirts" all over the place..

Me: "bytch, did you just pee all over my goddamn bed?"
Her: "Naw, baby I came.."
Me: "That ain't no goddamn cum...Smell these gotdamn sheets...they smell like fukking piss."
Her: "So what, you know you liked it!!! "
Me:



Believe it or not...this shyt continues. I'll post what happened in the morning soon.

.

 

[beenz]

Wait till I put up what happened in the morning.

I've read the first three chapters, and I am still not really seeing the problem.