the malls are :whoo: at this time
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<<<<<<<<<<is actually my face right now...
Be brave breh. If one say no...just move to the next one. Avoid large groups of chicks tho...them other hoes be cockblockinso much talent on display. PAWGs everywhere
now if only i could talk to them
Larry Lobster
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Drink some vodka and talk with them hoes
fukk out my thread. not all of us can have that comedians mouthpiece like you.
nikka...i'm not hatin'. i used to be like you, forreal. i know that feel, breh.
ur problem is u can flex online but not in real life. i face so much rejection but the thing about it is, i don't give a fukk anymore. i'm so jaded now that my icebreaker is "have you ever had ya ass eaten?". just make the chick laugh and brag a little bit. compliment. eye contact. you're in. they're not all gonna say no if you have something to offer.
and lower your standards if you haven't already.
lower my standards?
i get eye fukked by loads of pretty white girls.
you should see the last girl i got with (didnt fukk tho 
) ive got the looks breh. i aint even worried bout that. i just lack the mouthpiece
lower my standards?
i get eye fukked by loads of pretty white girls.
ive got the looks breh. i aint even worried bout that. i just lack the mouthpiece
breh, they do it on TV shows all the time. I'll help you out. you wear an earpiece and a microphone and i'll be somewhere else listening in to the conversation, telling you all the perfect things to say. i'll help you seal the deal, my man. it works everytime. it's classic don juan. it was in the phantom of the opera and or some shyt, i think.
another way i go about this is almost pure evil. i'm the only gay nikka outta my straight friends so i just chat bytches up while my nikkas are doin their thing and then i bounce because i 'have to work early' or 'forgot to feed my cat'. normally, i'm dippin out to smash sumn on my own or get into some more debauchery. you need a wingman, breh. simple and plain.
Nikka you high?
How the fukk am I going to connect to you with an earpiece
they do it on TV all the time. we can prolly download a program or sumn and make it happen.
Goofy ass nikka. I can't tell if you being serious or not.
Does it matter? if we have the technology, we should just do the shyt. or we could get real crazy with it and you give her my number and i sweet talk her and set y'all up on dates. i give you the notes on what we talked about and boom. you're in.
I kinda want to go to the mall today and holla at some bytches. That might be my plan for the day.
I need a wing man though
I need a wing man though
Groanman
Superstar
Cop a feels.