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Billy Costigan said:
Does it matter? if we have the technology, we should just do the shyt. or we could get real crazy with it and you give her my number and i sweet talk her and set y'all up on dates. i give you the notes on what we talked about and boom. you're in.
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Billy Costigan said:
breh, they do it on TV shows all the time. I'll help you out. you wear an earpiece and a microphone and i'll be somewhere else listening in to the conversation, telling you all the perfect things to say. i'll help you seal the deal, my man. it works everytime. it's classic don juan. it was in the phantom of the opera and or some shyt, i think.

another way i go about this is almost pure evil. i'm the only gay nikka outta my straight friends so i just chat bytches up while my nikkas are doin their thing and then i bounce because i 'have to work early' or 'forgot to feed my cat'. normally, i'm dippin out to smash sumn on my own or get into some more debauchery. you need a wingman, breh. simple and plain.
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Billy Costigan said:
nikka...i'm not hatin'. i used to be like you, forreal. i know that feel, breh.

ur problem is u can flex online but not in real life. i face so much rejection but the thing about it is, i don't give a fukk anymore. i'm so jaded now that my icebreaker is "have you ever had ya ass eaten?". just make the chick laugh and brag a little bit. compliment. eye contact. you're in. they're not all gonna say no if you have something to offer.

and lower your standards if you haven't already.
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I started to say as crazy as it sounds but this shyt actually works sometimes on a random bytch.

.....didn't know you was gay tho. which would explain my hesitation for co-signining it :whoa:
 
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Marcozen said:
I started to say as crazy as it sounds but this shyt actually works sometimes on a random bytch.

.....didn't know you was gay tho. which would explain my hesitation for co-signining it :whoa:
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gay nikkas get mad p*ssy, my nikka. it's all good.

edit: i ain't gold star gay, tho.
 
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yo moms said:
lower my standards? :childplease:

i get eye fukked by loads of pretty white girls. :noah: you should see the last girl i got with (didnt fukk tho :sadcam:)

ive got the looks breh. i aint even worried bout that. i just lack the mouthpiece
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mouthpiece? ...breh, all you gotta do is step to her and say "excuse me / pardon me / Ay umm , you have a boyfriend don't you?" ...her initial reaction will be a smile (if shes friendly) and say either "yes" or "no"...what you want to do at this point is peep her body language despite her answer. whether shes says yes or no if her body language and smile leans more towards the "im flattered this guy just hit on me outta no where" theres your opening for a "well hes a lucky man" (if yes I have a bf) or a "that's good to know" (if no I don't have a bf)....you should then follow it up with "I couldn't help but ask if I can text you some time"

If she says "yes I do" or "no i don't" but still her body language leans more towards a "please go away" type of expression just smile and give a "well it was worth a try". if she still doesn't giv a response just take the L and on to the next
 
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