The most laughable things that you heard rappers say

[KnickstapeCity]

Could've been said in a song, interview, social media (Twitter, Instagram, Facebook) etc...



"Why is you over here looking at me with all these girls up in here , Whatchu gay ni#$a? Jay straight like Indian hair...."






Add on...

 

[Ronald McDonald]

"Come and give it to daddy nikka now tell me how u want it"- Tupac

"I rob like bert"- Weezy

Drake's entire In the Morning verse

"Surrounded by nikkas with big dikks"- Snoop (didnt really laugh but had on the when i first heard him say this)

Lil wayne is just toooooo good. Oooooh he's just too good.

 

[feelsthecitybreathin]

meeks my dude but...

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yayo, bring the condoms.......

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

lil wayne - and yeah im a bear like black and white hair, so im polar.....

 

[intilectual recipricol]

 

[28 Gramz]

Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dikks gots to fit

Imma snatch yo ass from the backside and show ya Death Row pull off that Hoo-Ride

I got blood on my dikk, cause I fukked a corpose..Im a nasty nikka

 

[Rominati]

"Im crazier than crazy glue"

 

[b@squ1@t]

"im blessed to have 5 platinum albums"--game

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

Half the shyt that comes out of Waynes mouth.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

tyler the creator- free earl thats the fukkin shyt, and if you dont like it suck a couple pimple covered dikks...

 

[vaudevillevillain]

"I'm the King Of New York"

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"Sept. 11th marks the era of the return of the revolutionary Jay Guevara"-Jay Z

"I'm your worst nightmare squared, that's doubled for nikkas who ain't mathematically aware"-Canibus

"If Pac was still alive we'd probably ride together"-Ja Rule

"I'm getting 5 in The Source"-Rampage

 

[↓R↑LYB]

"Sept. 11th marks the era of the return of the revolutionary Jay Guevara"-Jay Z

"I'm your worst nightmare squared, that's doubled for nikkas who ain't mathematically aware"-Canibus

"If Pac was still alive we'd probably ride together"-Ja Rule

"I'm getting 5 in The Source"-Rampage

What's wrong with that Jay line? He was referencing how Blueprint dropped on 9/11 and everyone was calling it a classic.

 

[Mac071415]

I can get 1000 gangstas from any hood.