The most laughable things that you heard rappers say

[Goatpoacher]

I'll never forget this line:

"I love my self, I wanna hug myself, but how can I judge you when I'm a thug myself."

Don't even know who it was, some random dude on a KRS One posse cut back in the day.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Please stay off the t.i.p of my dackkkkkk

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"100 inch tv at my house, I sit back like "Damn, I look great on it."

 

[BastardChild]

Stick a broom in her butt tell her go head boo - Nore

 

[KnickstapeCity]

 

[YoungSimpson]

"I oversee every brick on the East Coast" -Young Scooter

 

[Truth Hurts]

Aiyyo, we light a candle
Run laps around the english channel
Neptunes, I got a cockerspaniel


NORE was just lyrically

 

[jdashmaj]

"I'm a kill a 100 nikkas right in front of nikkas the cops come through they getting it too" Styles P

 

[8====D]

"i am singlehandedly bringing NY back" -Troy Ave

:jaylmao:

 

[R.O. Double]

"I chase nikkas down with the pound, click and blaow rounds
You chasing nikkas going BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW" - Rock

Not laughable like mocking, but hilarious tho.

 

[EndDomination]

"THE LIONSSSSSSS..." - Rick Ross

 

[ThaRealness]

"we like meth to go and fukk with noodles" - Raekwon.

Maybe if U God wasnt so fukking cranky all the time, he wouldn't get fukked with

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

"I love you like i love my dikksize" Cappadonna

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Now these nikkas is mad
Oh they call me a camel
But I mastered the drought
What the fukk, I'm an animal
Half man, half mammal

 

[Techniec]

Snoops GGN with Kurupt, Suga Free, Nipsey, Devon the Dude