The most laughable things that you heard rappers say

[noodles]

"Every year I get younger..." - The Camel

"Even though I wanted Gore to win
I can fukk with Bush though, cuz he gon let the raw come in" - Kiss

 

[JuvenileHell]

Jay: "Unleash the flutes Guru!"

**no flutes are played**

Jigga man was fukking punch drunk on BP2

Also Jay's whole post Ether interview with Angie

 

[*crackSTAR*]

"I need 10 million a year just to function" or sumtin like that - Ross
"Lost 92 bricks......." - Jay

 

[Poitier]

What's wrong with that Jay line? He was referencing how Blueprint dropped on 9/11 and everyone was calling it a classic.

"revolutionary Jay Guevara" is the quintessential definition of irony.

 

[zerozero]

By far when Cam said in an interview that he was going to make like billions selling syrup

 

[Pool_Shark]

"Khaled give em a fact or two to let him know he still your brother"-Ross

Not a direct qoute but the fact that Trinidad fukking james of all people decided to diss New York about its music is hilarious.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Lil Wayne - Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

 

[Danie84]

Everything the character RAWSE says

 

[Banned Account12]

Rick Ross shooting a video in NY with his shirt off....no homo

the whole ordeal was funny, especially when NY nikkas was salty and mad like "Why y'all let this nikka come do us like that ? like shyt sweet out here"

 

[DigitalDopeman]

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then im slippin" - Dr. Dre

 

[Squirtle]

"This my year I swear!" - Juelz santana

 

[Reptar Is My Bruh]

"Had a phone in jail, that's a cell-phone" - Lil' Wayne

 

[jdashmaj]

"NOW STICKY FINGAZ, I'm still alive that means the greatest rapper of all time ain't never die"

"I hit it like Canseco, and she tell you no way Jose" -Lil Wayne

"You cryin' 'cause you broke from the projects. That's not pain, that's emotions, you a bytch" Prodigy

 

[Omar Little]

Im rare..like Mr.Clean with hair

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life , you that fa#%ot ass ni#%a tryna pull me back right? "


The delivery was just comical to me, and how he used the word "fa#%ot".