The watch is Casio, not luxury, but hardly off brand.
My hairline is fine, as you can see in other photos. The hat is more to absorb sweat.
As for the jeans... they're Raspberry Scented Naked and Famous:
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They smell great and chicks dig it.
The shoes... Bikkembergs:
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And yes, the shirt is short sleeve polyester zip from the 1970s. It was made by Joel California. Now, I know it's not that loose fitting garbage you pick up at your neigborhood Burlington Coat Factory, but there definitely is real value, social value, in having enough style to pull a shirt like that off as well as I do.
By all means feel free to be an unevolved hoodbooger, but I'm better than that. You know it, that's why you hate.






