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What you and Smitty do off the coli is none of my business
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Breh, smutty came to Orlando with his fam one day, (I helped get them into Disney on their family vacation) and we met up and grabbed some wings, burgers and fries, right? I ordered a beer to drink. His wife ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. His 13 kids all had soda. When it came time to order smitty' drink.. dude orders a house hurricane. :stopitslime:

I was like 'wait, what?' And ole boy said 'yea.. and if you can.. please add one of them orange and green umbrellas to make it look pretty'

I was like :gucci:

Then I looked over at him. Dude was all :mjcry: on the other side of the long table (it was his mrs smitty :scheme: at the end, then me, :scheme: then lil ben, lil smitty, lil Chester, Lilliana, Monique, Sandra, Latoya, Jamal, Caleb, Troy, Becky, Dominique, lil Jerome and then smutty at the other side.

When I asked him what was wrong.. he said that he was sad. I asked about what? He said 'were this close to Miami, and I couldn't get I touch with my boo.

I was like, your boo? Nikka your wife is right there. :ufdup:

He said naa. My soulmate.

My soulmate @Freddie.Cane

I was like :ooh:

Like I watched trapped in the closet again.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my lunch after that. :francis:

But I promised I wouldn't say anything to @Freddie.Cane , so please don't say nothing brehs.

I can trust y'all.. right? :yeshrug:
 
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Trust Me said:
Breh, smutty came to Orlando with his fam one day, (I helped get them into Disney on their family vacation) and we met up and grabbed some wings, burgers and fries, right? I ordered a beer to drink. His wife ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. His 13 kids all had soda. When it came time to order smitty' drink.. dude orders a house hurricane. :stopitslime:

I was like 'wait, what?' And ole boy said 'yea.. and if you can.. please add one of them orange and green umbrellas to make it look pretty'

I was like :gucci:

Then I looked over at him. Dude was all :mjcry: on the other side of the long table (it was his mrs smitty :scheme: at the end, then me, :scheme: then lil ben, lil smitty, lil Chester, Lilliana, Monique, Sandra, Latoya, Jamal, Caleb, Troy, Becky, Dominique, lil Jerome and then smutty at the other side.

When I asked him what was wrong.. he said that he was sad. I asked about what? He said 'were this close to Miami, and I couldn't get I touch with my boo.

I was like, your boo? Nikka your wife is right there. :ufdup:

He said naa. My soulmate.

My soulmate @Freddie.Cane

I was like :ooh:

Like I watched trapped in the closet again.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my lunch after that. :francis:

But I promised I wouldn't say anything to @Freddie.Cane , so please don't say nothing brehs.

I can trust y'all.. right? :yeshrug:
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Trust Me said:
Breh, smutty came to Orlando with his fam one day, (I helped get them into Disney on their family vacation) and we met up and grabbed some wings, burgers and fries, right? I ordered a beer to drink. His wife ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. His 13 kids all had soda. When it came time to order smitty' drink.. dude orders a house hurricane. :stopitslime:

I was like 'wait, what?' And ole boy said 'yea.. and if you can.. please add one of them orange and green umbrellas to make it look pretty'

I was like :gucci:

Then I looked over at him. Dude was all :mjcry: on the other side of the long table (it was his mrs smitty :scheme: at the end, then me, :scheme: then lil ben, lil smitty, lil Chester, Lilliana, Monique, Sandra, Latoya, Jamal, Caleb, Troy, Becky, Dominique, lil Jerome and then smutty at the other side.

When I asked him what was wrong.. he said that he was sad. I asked about what? He said 'were this close to Miami, and I couldn't get I touch with my boo.

I was like, your boo? Nikka your wife is right there. :ufdup:

He said naa. My soulmate.

My soulmate @Freddie.Cane

I was like :ooh:

Like I watched trapped in the closet again.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my lunch after that. :francis:

But I promised I wouldn't say anything to @Freddie.Cane , so please don't say nothing brehs.

I can trust y'all.. right? :yeshrug:
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Trust Me said:
Breh, smutty came to Orlando with his fam one day, (I helped get them into Disney on their family vacation) and we met up and grabbed some wings, burgers and fries, right? I ordered a beer to drink. His wife ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. His 13 kids all had soda. When it came time to order smitty' drink.. dude orders a house hurricane. :stopitslime:

I was like 'wait, what?' And ole boy said 'yea.. and if you can.. please add one of them orange and green umbrellas to make it look pretty'

I was like :gucci:

Then I looked over at him. Dude was all :mjcry: on the other side of the long table (it was his mrs smitty :scheme: at the end, then me, :scheme: then lil ben, lil smitty, lil Chester, Lilliana, Monique, Sandra, Latoya, Jamal, Caleb, Troy, Becky, Dominique, lil Jerome and then smutty at the other side.

When I asked him what was wrong.. he said that he was sad. I asked about what? He said 'were this close to Miami, and I couldn't get I touch with my boo.

I was like, your boo? Nikka your wife is right there. :ufdup:

He said naa. My soulmate.

My soulmate @Freddie.Cane

I was like :ooh:

Like I watched trapped in the closet again.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my lunch after that. :francis:

But I promised I wouldn't say anything to @Freddie.Cane , so please don't say nothing brehs.

I can trust y'all.. right? :yeshrug:
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Trust Me said:
Breh, smutty came to Orlando with his fam one day, (I helped get them into Disney on their family vacation) and we met up and grabbed some wings, burgers and fries, right? I ordered a beer to drink. His wife ordered a glass of Pinot Grigio. His 13 kids all had soda. When it came time to order smitty' drink.. dude orders a house hurricane. :stopitslime:

I was like 'wait, what?' And ole boy said 'yea.. and if you can.. please add one of them orange and green umbrellas to make it look pretty'

I was like :gucci:

Then I looked over at him. Dude was all :mjcry: on the other side of the long table (it was his mrs smitty :scheme: at the end, then me, :scheme: then lil ben, lil smitty, lil Chester, Lilliana, Monique, Sandra, Latoya, Jamal, Caleb, Troy, Becky, Dominique, lil Jerome and then smutty at the other side.

When I asked him what was wrong.. he said that he was sad. I asked about what? He said 'were this close to Miami, and I couldn't get I touch with my boo.

I was like, your boo? Nikka your wife is right there. :ufdup:

He said naa. My soulmate.

My soulmate @Freddie.Cane

I was like :ooh:

Like I watched trapped in the closet again.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my lunch after that. :francis:

But I promised I wouldn't say anything to @Freddie.Cane , so please don't say nothing brehs.

I can trust y'all.. right? :yeshrug:
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post was full of maize i had to dap
 
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