The Official 2025 MLB Season Thread

[who_better_than_me]

Mj got humbled and went right back to basketball. I heard some say he was definitely more respectful and humbling as a basketball player when he returned.

I agree with Jeter. That happened to me in high school. One run game. Two on. I got a pitching trailing away belt level and crushed it. Line-drive heading for the gap and the outfielder jsut read it precisely and ran with it and laid out for it. My body separated from my soul when he caught that ball. The base runners were so far away from the the base they started, it was an easy double play.

 

[VegetasHairline]

"A hideous slash line of .274/.379/.466"


Please stick to being the Mel Kiper Jr of male porn stars.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Do you even know what the stats in the slash line represent? @Tony D'Amato

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

Do you even know what the stats in the slash line represent? @Tony D'Amato

Strikeouts/Total outs/Gambling debts

 

[Harry B]

I think you still need a few more months in AAA before coming back in here. This tweet dumb as fukk, those numbers are still well above the league average by a lot

"automatic out"

The funny thing is that the numbers says that he has the least SO in his career so how is he "automatic out"?

This is the problem for people who 1. don't understand basic statistics 2. use small sample sizes in both time and player (the best players) dimensions

 

[VegetasHairline]

Bozo didn't even know what OPS was.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

GOATani starting again today

letsgetit

ANDY PAGES FOR ALL STAR TOO!

HE SHOULD BE STARTING INSTEAD OF TEOSCAR AND THAT FUKKING BUM SOTO

lemme put in my daily votes since i’m talking loud shyt

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Bozo didn't even know what OPS was.

Suck dikk and die twerp

 

[Tony D'Amato]

GOATani starting again today

letsgetit

ANDY PAGES FOR ALL STAR TOO!

HE SHOULD BE STARTING INSTEAD OF TEOSCAR AND THAT FUKKING BUM SOTO

lemme put in my daily votes since i’m talking loud shyt

Wont even get out the first inning. Need to be in the batting cage practicing his art

 

[VegetasHairline]

Suck dikk and die twerp

It's not my fault you're an idiot and you have no clue what you're talking about.

 

[VegetasHairline]

GOATani starting again today

letsgetit

ANDY PAGES FOR ALL STAR TOO!

HE SHOULD BE STARTING INSTEAD OF TEOSCAR AND THAT FUKKING BUM SOTO

lemme put in my daily votes since i’m talking loud shyt

Acuña gonna get that starting spot.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Wont even get out the first inning. Need to be in the batting cage practicing his art

you expect him to throw a perfect game his 2nd game starting after not having pitched for 2 years


please stop talking about baseball stick to them dikks & balls that your used too

Acuña gonna get that starting spot.

i know and its kinda lame too
and i been voting for acuña too
but Pages is more deserving of it

 

[VegetasHairline]

you expect him to throw a perfect game his 2nd game starting after not having pitched for 2 years


please stop talking about baseball stick to them dikks & balls that your used too



i know and its kinda lame too
and i been voting for acuña too
but Pages is more deserving of it

You do know the All Star Game is in Atlanta, right?

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

You do know the All Star Game is in Atlanta, right?

idgaf if that shyt was in LA

you talking about it being in the A like it being hosted there is gonna put yall in the playoffs

 

[Tony D'Amato]

You do know the All Star Game is in Atlanta, right?

Oh u a braves fan, explains your down low tendencies.