The Official 2025 MLB Season Thread

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Muncy keeps fukking up

edit: Nolan Arrenado wouldnt be making these mistakes at the bag

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Game Over

 

[Spidey Man]

Hate to agree with a Phillies player, but he's right. With the way some of these pitchers throw, I would feel safer if they had had something to help with grip, or they should use the tacky balls that Japan uses

 

[FooFighters]

Hate to agree with a Phillies player, but he's right. With the way some of these pitchers throw, I would feel safer if they had had something to help with grip, or they should use the tacky balls that Japan uses

Duh but MLB won't do it

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Whats wrong with the braves?

 

[Spence]

I grew up on Ricky Henderson and Willie Mays Hayes from Major league. Dude jump is horrible, and if he keep sliding the way he does, he's going to fukk up his shoulder again

Phillies catcher threw him out easy in the 8th inning with Mookie at the plate. He basically took the bat out of Mookies hands to tie the game or keep shyt going.

I was right there with you when Ricky was swiping all those bags. The Hambugler would neva!

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Whats wrong with the braves?

they stink.

profar wouldve came thru but ya know

and acuña out til may

doesnt help that olson and the like not coming theu for them

even game 3 against the dodgers the only reason they did well is cause of terrible defense by the dodgers

 

[FaTaL]

they stink.

profar wouldve came thru but ya know

and acuña out til may

doesnt help that olson and the like not coming theu for them

even game 3 against the dodgers the only reason they did well is cause of terrible defense by the dodgers

isnt strider coming back in a couple of weeks?

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

isnt strider coming back in a couple of weeks?

idk about a couple weeks but he had an outing yesterday and went off.

 

[Derek Lee]

Mets broadcast>>>

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.


Say less. It’s time.

@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”

Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious

Is this the MLB Art Barr?

 

[Trips]

Mets broadcast>>>

Man there were so many cacs with the fitted S. Carolina hat that said "COCKS" back in highschool and college.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

As someone who just got back into mlb last yr, it really is amazing how often these guys play

 

[god shamgod]

Not a good look

 

[Trojan 24]

As someone who just got back into mlb last yr, it really is amazing how often these guys play

That lifestyle is crazy. Now imagine doing it in the minors making 35K