The Official 2025 MLB Season Thread

[Spidey Man]

Please get this man out of Cleveland!

Could reunite with Lindor in Queens.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Please get this man out of Cleveland!

I aint realize this dude could steal like that til now

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Could reunite with Lindor in Queens.

For what?

 

[Trust Me]

Please get this man out of Cleveland!

Could reunite with Lindor in Queens.

Paging @UncleSteve

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

N1gga I. Just said hes the best lefty hitter in baseball

but you don’t count cause youre a homosexual

 

[VegetasHairline]

but you don’t count cause youre a homosexual

It also doesn't count because you gotta do it for more than a season. Adjustments will be made.

 

[god shamgod]

Apparently it was a pitch clock violation so it was 1-0 . The broadcast didn’t know

 

[Trips]

 

[Tony D'Amato]

but you don’t count cause youre a homosexual

Your butthole probably greased up rn, u flaming mango

 

[god shamgod]

Orioles had a bad start

 

[phillycavsfan]

N1gga I. Just said hes the best lefty hitter in baseball

Kurtz is nice, but as long as Schwarber and Ohtani are breathing he can't be the best lefty hitter in all of baseball.

 

[Professor K.]

Please get this man out of Cleveland!

Given how weak 3B is historically, breh is probably top 10 already and will end up top 5 when it's all said and done

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[VegetasHairline]

Given how weak 3B is historically, breh is probably top 10 already and will end up top 5 when it's all said and done

Braves had one of the GOATs.

 

[Trips]

Orioles had a bad start

Says a lot about how brutal April and most of May were for them that in a 162 game season they basically killed themselves right out of the gate.