The Official Book of L's

[Kasual Konfidence]

in 5th grade, I used stay at my aunt cribo after school cuz she stayed a block down the road. Had a spare change of clothes in my bag to get fresh when i got there. long story short, one of my homies went in my bag in found my Tighty Whities and started throwin them around in class; then came the laughs and sh1t. A nicca was mad tight about that brehs

 

[Regine Hunter]

Get you a cialis, breh.

 

[The Burger King]

I have a big forehead.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

when i was 9, I broke my Nintendo 64 because somebody picked oddjobs in OO7 before I did.




I miss Nintendo 64 brehs

You might win this thread. That N64 piff.

 

[observe]

Get you a cialis, breh.

Really tho,..I've smashed drunk in some new new..I just passed out after I finished while she was kissing my chest ..

 

[Inglewood]

You might win this thread. That N64 piff.

Mario kart, super smash bros, wrestle mania 2000

 

[Grams]

Every day of my life I take at least one L still

 

[Illuminatos]

I got more Ls than a Spanish Dictionary.

 

[beenz]

What was that feeling like when you were trying to smash but it was like squishing an empty balloon in your hand? How was the look she gave you? What excuse did you give?

Not gonna lie breh, that shyt happened to me when this broads puss smelled like rotten tuna

that sounds like your dikk did you a favor there

 

[el_oh_el]

What was that feeling like when you were trying to smash but it was like squishing an empty balloon in your hand? How was the look she gave you? What excuse did you give?

Not gonna lie breh, that shyt happened to me when this broads puss smelled like rotten tuna

Sound like to me your dikk had the right idea

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Sound like to me your dikk had the right idea

Hell yeah when I caught that smell I was like and made up some excuse as to why we couldn't fukk and jetted

 

[Chris.B]

I got more Ls than a Spanish Dictionary.

stop fapping.

 

[Chris.B]

Had this issue once and that was because I indulged in demonic porn for days before meeting her.

Porn is evil friends

 

[Randy Marsh]

it happens bruh.. worst L i took was the first time I fukked a bytch, she was the neighbourhood hoe i fukked her raw in a car park round the back of my house and a couple weeks later my dikk was lit up like a christmas tree..bright red and itchy as fukk, this is the first time I have shared this story with anyone, couldnt even tell the homies and they thought i was still a virgin.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I have a big forehead.

Big forehead = big prefrontal cortex = more complex thinking. Got yourself a big brain, breh. Sounds like a W.