The Official Book of L's

[Vado]

fukk it slime

ill share an L

when i was 17 i was feeling this chick

she knew it and manipulated me

i did light shyt like grab her ass and shyt like that

never smashed or kissed her

one day she asked me to pick her up from college and drop her home

it was like 40 minutes away

i did.....

30 mintes after i dropped her to the address she told me to

i see a post on facebook saying

"finally at my boyfriends house. havent seen him since the start of the semester'

this bytch made me drop her to her bf house

that very moment started my HOH movement

i been fukking and curving chicks every since

 

[kp404]

Damn bro:melohuh:

 

[JP_614]

fukk it slime

ill share an L

when i was 17 i was feeling this chick

she knew it and manipulated me

i did light shyt like grab her ass and shyt like that

never smashed or kissed her

one day she asked me to pick her up from college and drop her home

it was like 40 minutes away

i did.....

30 mintes after i dropped her to the address she told me to

i see a post on facebook saying

"finally at my boyfriends house. havent seen him since the start of the semester'

this bytch made me drop her to her bf house

that very moment started my HOH movement

i been fukking and curving chicks every since

 

[JP_614]

Drove drunk to raw dog a stripper and got whisky dikk

 

[The Burger King]

Big forehead = big prefrontal cortex = more complex thinking. Got yourself a big brain, breh. Sounds like a W.

I'm tryna make nikkas feel better, man

 

[Ooh Marty]

After a night of hard drinking & eating a bunch of food I gave head and slightly vomited on it

I'm pretty sure that is the biggest L in the coli

 

[Randy Marsh]

After a night of hard drinking & eating a bunch of food I gave head and slightly vomited on it

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

i was bored as fukk and i beat off in an airport parking garage

 

[Ooh Marty]

I know

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

What was that feeling like when you were trying to smash but it was like squishing an empty balloon in your hand? How was the look she gave you? What excuse did you give?

Not gonna lie breh, that shyt happened to me when this broads puss smelled like rotten tuna

That's exactly what happen to me.

 

[Silkk]

Hilarious, i still aint started on them chapters

 

[aXiom]

A few years ago I had this chick I was cool with for a minute come to the crib to chill. I ended up eating her out, and as I was about to stick my dikk in she said "nah I came already" and didn't let me hit

 

[Renkz]

Drunk this 3 weeks ago, and been constipated ever since

 

[1thouwow]

 

[Renkz]

This semester, I had a dream I was with my folks and talking to my mom, the thing was that I was having a conversation to her and suddenly woke-up saying mommy to my roommate who sleeping in another bed across me