The Official DC/Maryland/Virginia Area Thread

[Hoshi_Toshi]

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/police-good-samaritan-beaten-trying-to-stop-assault/65-8b8a80c6-93e9-4cdb-8c4b-ac6bfc114324

This dude got his ass whooped in daylight hours for no reason. I’m not saying you shouldn’t help people but I hope he takes his gofundme money and gets some self defense classes.

Dude just got straight punched out repeatedly. Like didn’t even put his hands up based on his injury pics.

 

[Estarossa]

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/police-good-samaritan-beaten-trying-to-stop-assault/65-8b8a80c6-93e9-4cdb-8c4b-ac6bfc114324

This dude got his ass whooped in daylight hours for no reason. I’m not saying you shouldn’t help people but I hope he takes his gofundme money and gets some self defense classes.

Dude just got straight punched out repeatedly. Like didn’t even put his hands up based on his injury pics.

Mind. Your. Business.

Bet the broad gave that nikka some good ass p*ssy when they got home and will lie for her man if questioned by the police.

 

[Skooby]

https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/northern-virginia-men-found-guilty-of-7m-covid-relief-fraud-scheme/article_786a3b28-5718-5c51-83a3-f7118297b388.html

 

[BigMan]

Currently at the DC Afro Latino festival

 

[BigMan]

Double

 

[br82186]

Breh been with my girl the past few weekends helping her with her popup business and Jesus christ the women I seen are crushing it with them short shorts

If you single or ain't from here, time to make that trip

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Breh been with my girl the past few weekends helping her with her popup business and Jesus christ the women I seen are crushing it with them short shorts

If you single or ain't from here, time to make that trip

Summertime DC is crazy. Depending on where I’m driving a nikka gotta keep his eyes on the road cuz they killin it out here. Ass and titties in large amounts lookin lovely as hell

Df they doing in Armenia? Next you gon tell me Backyard crankin out Turkmenistan

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Aye bruh I got a chicken bone to pick with you
TF you send me?
I was at the gym telling my boy I was bout to go get some fried chicken and it's sposed to be lovely.
1st off took forever to get over there cause traffic
But I was like its ok ill do that to get to some good bird.
I pull up and this muthafukka is junkie alley. J's everywhere over there just hanging out, bugging out on a beautiful Sunday afternoon
I walk round the corner and this spot closed closed like cob webs on the inside closed
So I'm like I know this dude wasn't talking bout this Chinese spot next to the dusty ass bodega
I said fukk all of that and headed back home hangry
Homeboy hit me up asking how was the chicken I said man I ended up eating a salad at home

Maaaaan you was supposed to trust me on that shyt breh. And yes was the dusty ass bodega next to the Chinese spot either you went too early or they duckin the city on some fukk shyt. But I know you already know the craziest lookin places got the best food. Yes it smells like piss outside, yes there’s a junkie encampment, yes it’s some shifty characters in and outside the spot, and yes T Street has always been a notorious drug market.

But that chicken? Maaaan the owner was a crackhead working at Popeyes in the 80s and stole the recipe and made his own shyt and he still open after all these years which speaks volumes.

Matter fact, I know you noticed that he had the only functioning rat hole on that whole gentrified block. Because that chicken is stamped and approved by the whole hood. I know that shyt threw you off but trust me breh that shyt good fr.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Shout out silver spring. I got family there. I love you dmv nikkas. Never had a problem out there not saying y’all soft just saying it’s always been respectful

Lol Silver Spring highkey starting to get crazy. Compared to how it was when I was growing up downtown SS is much more live. Still not on DC levels of fukkery but it’s definitely lil bro #2 behind inner beltway PG County (which should just be counted as one continuous Ward 9 hood) nowadays.

 

[Dad]

I got some crabs yesterday

 

[StackBundles]

Lol Silver Spring highkey starting to get crazy. Compared to how it was when I was growing up downtown SS is much more live. Still not on DC levels of fukkery but it’s definitely lil bro #2 behind inner beltway PG County (which should just be counted as one continuous Ward 9 hood) nowadays.

I haven’t been there in like 10 years. It wasn’t crazy last time I was there. Guess I ain’t going out there with the family anytime soon

 

[Dad]

Upper Marlboro just had an earthquake!

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I haven’t been there in like 10 years. It wasn’t crazy last time I was there. Guess I ain’t going out there with the family anytime soon

I mean, like I said it ain’t DC retarded but at this point that shyt definitely ain’t what it used to be. I grew up there and it was nothing to walk around in the middle of the night. People be gettin robbed in the Safeway parking lot in broad day sometimes.

Upper Marlboro just had an earthquake!

You sure? I ain’t feel shyt but I did here that there was some huge noise out Maryland so maybe it was a sonic boom from Andrews or sumn?

 

[Akae Beka]

Not a earthquake but a sonic boom from a plane at Andrews... reports say