Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[So UnThotful]

 

[NSSVO]

Hope Manchester is red tonight y'all.

 

[Grams]

@ the great analysis though

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[Montez]

Brehs funny and an ultimately meaning story. True story I was told this morning.

Family friend is pissed after the Arsenal match, a true fanatic, and decides to drive upstate NY with her husband. The make a stop and walk around. She is all dejected in her Arsenal top when a man comes up to her.:

Him: You lost this morning.
Her: FOH breh
Him: I know your mad and I'm not a Chels...
Her: Ayo fukk off
Him: I understand, I just wanted to tell you my nephew scored the 5th goal today.
Her :

Can't run away from life's problems brehs.

 

[Grams]

How can man say The Weeknd can't sing when he just bust this acapella out off the fly smooth as hell

 

[Gooner]

How can man say The Weeknd can't sing when he just bust this acapella out off the fly smooth as hell

Habesha Excellence

 

[SCORCH]

just realised something...

andre marriner was the ref who was in charge when west brom were a minute away from beating chelsea at the bridge and ending the home record before he gave the pen to ramires' dive

they say we had webb well then mourinho has him

#huddcity movement really saw results this season

that second season syndrome though , always back a bruce team and its good to see him shine as sunderland did him dirty

Well that actually was a penalty but besides that what else has he given Chelsea? Before or since?

The incident at the weekend was a clear penalty and red card.
Are you suggesting he deliberately sent off the wrong player to somehow help Chelsea?

 

[concise]

@Liu Kang
what exactly does pléré mean?

 

[mastermind]

Well that actually was a penalty

 

[King Theo]

Have y'all nikkas accepted the inevitability of Chelsea winning EPL this year brehs

I've been talking to my folks at United and I'm really thinking about heading to that last away match for Chelsea at Cardiff City but my Co-Interns are swearing I wont make it back for my Monday shift due to me having to fly Stand-by


Might be worth the risk to watch them clinch



Then again
We might clinch the week before at home



Got tickets to the new 49ers Stadium (Levis Stadium) opening where the Earthquakes play my Sounders
Gonna be wild as fuk in there
Earthquake matches are always set for 90th minute fukkery
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you should make a thread on it breh

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

i didnt reply because i read that



@SCORCH lets be real

i see you marriner

also he not only sent off the wrong player but the reason he did that is because he didnt even see the incident, chelsea players cried to him and he did what a chelsea ref has to do

 

[BonafideDefacto]

you should make a thread on it breh

I don't believe my thread would dictate whether or not Chelsea wins the title or not
I don't believe in that hocus-pocus b.s. breh

But I do believe in slander
and I'd be damned if im the center of it after making a thread on us winning and we don't end up doing so

So Ill pass​

 

[gho3st]

why arent more people saying Toure's goal was better?

 

[yoyoyo1]

thanks for covering us Arsenal, you're doing some fine work