The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[drugxglory]

When i seen that small clip of multiplayer muthafukkaz be be causing havoc all over.

 

[samtalksradio]

first thing I will do is visit the beach, watch the scenery and kill everybody walking the shore




In GTA5 that is, dont try that at home friends

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wouldn't be shocked if you could enter your dog in some fights

I would never do that

if my dog dies tho......

 

[Fellatio]

I need a country home/ranch to grow chickens and a mansion overlooking the beach.

 

[McPiff]

Are we gonna be able to have GFs/jumpoffs?

 

[Fellatio]

i think you can walk up to any pawg

 

[YouMadd?]

Even though they probably won't be, I hope the cops are more lenient in this game. The police in GTA IV were too fukking annoying One bump into a cruiser and you gotta outrun some bullshyt wanted level system for a couple minutes, unless you're using cheats

Cheat codes to get away from cops... Man I was evading 4 stars in Algonquin on the regular... and if all else fails, you can put a call into your LawschoolChick girlfriend and your stars immediately go to one...

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I wouldn't be shocked if you could enter your dog in some fights

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I wouldn't be shocked if you could enter your dog in some fights

breh that wouldn't happen. peta would be up in arms so fast. the amount of white people protesting about a digital dog would make the trayvon martin protests look meager

 

[charmander]

I wouldn't be shocked if you could enter your dog in some fights

let me see a dogfighting ring ima throw bout 6 grenades in that bytch

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

breh that wouldn't happen. peta would be up in arms so fast. the amount of white people protesting about a digital dog would make the trayvon martin protests look meager

u prob right. keeping it real, i could give 2 fukks about a digital dog. shyt would prob get in my way half the time. It would be cool to walk through baller territory with it and giving everybody the i'm sure nikkas would think twice before stepping up to me

 

[thaKEAF]

I don't think the bulk of people are as hype for multiplayer as me.

 

[kingdarius]

127 pages??!!! this gotta be a glitch or sumthin or niccas dont remember GTA 4

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[The Devil's Advocate]

breh that wouldn't happen. peta would be up in arms so fast. the amount of white people protesting about a digital dog would make the trayvon martin protests look meager

I doubt it. We been killing dogs in games since wolfenstein. Still doing it in assassin creed 3. You can hunt in even more games. And wear fur. All shyt peta cries about when hollywood does it. Except in movies where all that happens too. PETA gives no fukks unless you actually hurt a real live animal. Government don't even talk about games no more really. That shyt been dead