The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Bboystyle]

I killed a nikka that stole this lady person and returnex the money...it was 500 dollars and she only gave me 50 for returning it

breh i returned 2k to a bytch and all i got was $25


i was like






robbed that bytch and got $1800

 

[Jazzy B.]

I went to the barbershop and as soon as I got out, two fukk boys jumped me and knocked me out

Same shyt happened to me, but it was 3 guys, they were giving me the , so I walked into one of them, then all 3 jumped me.

 

[Gifted one]

Got a dance from a stripper, now taking her to her crib

 

[Christian3o5]

Same shyt happened to me, but it was 3 guys, they were giving me the , so I walked into one of them, then all 3 jumped me.

I just got jumped and shot in the strip club

 

[Bboystyle]

I just got jumped and shot in the strip club

Them bouncers dont like u touching them hoes


























































fukk 'em



Nah but one of them had hands and was dodging my hay makers and put me out...Told myself im coming back for dude when i get my skills up....Then imma sit on his carcus and get a lapdance

 

[Morose Polymath]

i tried to help a bytch and she set me up, im done helping people

 

[ltheghost]

Damn I gotta wait a couple of days to get it over here....Come the fukk on AMAZON!!!

 

[mortuus est]

game is amazing brehs


flylo fm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Swiggy]

I should be engaging in fukkery, but I'm mission addicted

 

[Oztradamus]

Re-installed the game. Hopefully this works.

 

[DaRealness]

Just came this morning. Been waiting for this moment for over a year.

 

[Oztradamus]

Same issue, didn't work brehs FML!

 

[YouMadd?]

Brehs... Im out here

4531/7876 MB

Thats enough time to jerk off

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Anyone find the.......

Spoiler

'Illuminati' shyt on top of Mt. Chiliad? If you look around the area, you'll find a secrets map. There's also an all-seeing eye under the viewing platform, and a message telling you what to do to find the 'big' secret in the game.

 

[LastKING_BLU]