The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Swiggy]

Just took a hooker into an alley in the whip, got mines, let her out, then ran that rat over

She dropped 3 stacks, too. Hope non of them was groceries for her child

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

fukk yall for not telling me in my homie chief keef got his song in the game


thats the deciding factor if i buy the game or not

 

[flea]

This game is too much. Had to take a break. Havent text my broad all day. I know she tight

 

[Jazzy B.]

The game feels and plays a lot like Max Payne 3 but with the mega free roam option and ability to drive.

I forgot that you could buy stock shares brehs.

 

[ThePsydeFX]

Picked up that special edition . I want it to feel like last Friday again.

R* went all out with this special edition disc art:

 

[kingdarius]

this cot damn driving is hard as fuk ....im slippin and sliding all over the damn place

 

[MicIsGod]

fukk work

Yooooo the police came into my house and lit my ass up

Woooooow so they can come in your house and wild out and throw TV at you crazy

 

[Captain Crunch]

5 min in, this dude Lamar is hilarious.
I swear I'm sure everyone met someone like him, he had me dying when he cut ass on Franklin's haircut .

 

[Silkk]

Picked up that special edition . I want it to feel like last Friday again.

R* went all out with this special edition disc art:

 

[beanz]

i see what nikkas was saying about the driving and the car damage. but i dont give a fukk. the driving will take getting used to and i dont mind that my car doesnt get destroyed too fast.

i just wish i could enjoy the game as much as i did when i was younger brehs i think im getting old too fast. i played about 5 missions in and found myself getting sleepy. now that im at work tho i cant wait to get home and play tonight.

sidenote: i drove into the hillside and hit a cougar or a mountain lion brehs!

 

[yo moms]

Driving and losing cops is easy for me

because the driving physics on this game are a joke. arcade driving for 5 year olds.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Mr. Manhattan]

GTA 4: Driving Is too Hard

GTA 5: Driving is too unrealistic

people are jokes

 

[Spliff]

Can shake off cops like before......driving with franklin tho

So fluid