The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Uncle Trill]

chick had me wanting to rub one out over a VIDEOGAME strip club i was really sitting there like " am i hard right now? whats happening."

Breh where do i find the prostitutes? im feeling horny now. Bouncer threw me out for touching too much

 

[marcuz]

i've decided i'm going to put a bullet in stretch first chance i get

 

[yo moms]

don't play gta that 360 is a shytty product. it could barely handle mass effect 2

So you are saying I should buy a ps3?

 

[marcuz]

Breh where do i find the prostitutes? im feeling horny now. Bouncer threw me out for touching too much

the strip club

you gotta play it like a mini game. when the bouncer is looking just compliment her. when he walks off, start touching her, don't stop until the bouncer starts walking back. once you get her horny meter up to the top, she'll ask you to take her to your place

 

[BrothaZay]

GTA 4>>>>>>>>>>>>

GTA 5 may be a better game overall technically, but GTA 4 was no doubt more revolutionary than gta 5

GTA 5 is a good game, but not worth a 6-7 year wait.

 

[yo moms]

GTA 5 may be a better game overall technically, but GTA 4 was no doubt more revolutionary than gta 5

GTA 5 is a good game, but not worth a 6-7 year wait.

Plus the driving on gta 4 is much better.

 

[Jazzy B.]

That silly ass nikka Lamar is even getting dissed on the radio

 

[BrothaZay]

Plus the driving on gta 4 is much better.

I agree.

 

[PIFF101]

In West Hollywood

Me: What's up

Her: (Valley Girl Voice) Whatever!
Me: Kicks that bytch in the ass like Sticky Fingaz did in In Too Deep

 

[marcuz]

GTA 5 may be a better game overall technically, but GTA 4 was no doubt more revolutionary than gta 5

GTA 5 is a good game, but not worth a 6-7 year wait.

nothing revolutionary about gta 4

for a fake cali nikka, i thought you'd be able to appreciate all the south central land marks in the game

 

[5n0man]

No it's the opposite. The driving is easy as hell and unrealistic. You can corner at 150mph and the car sticks to the road and doesn't need to brake. It's unrealistic. It's made for 5 year olds.

The driving is nothing like that

 

[marcuz]

Spoiler

i switched to trev and im pretty sure trev raped ole boy who's house he's staying in.

 

[yo moms]

The driving is nothing like that

Yes it is.

De Nile isn't just a river in Africa.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Driving, fighting, shooting, and all around handling is far better in this game than in GTA 4. Plus the story is MILES better than all other games.

shyt's insane!

 

[YouMadd?]

.... So when You fukk hookers multiple times in one session

It improves your stamina skill stats...