The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Mickey Kane]

Literally ain't touched my Xbox in about 5 months.

About to get into this piff.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Paparazzo - The Sex Tape

 

[beanz]

I kill a guy and lose my star, then patiently wait for the paramedics to come and attempt to revive him. Cops and medics come at the same time and the medics start tryin to save him, then another car accidentally grazes the paramedic. Then the medic pulls him out the car and the cop shoots him with a shotty then calls it in I was so stuck.

 

[Rigamortus]

Brehs, these underwater visuals are fukking amazing

 

[Midwest]

For all u nikkas that has yet to fukk infernus I advise u now... game is fukking goat

 

[Lord Scion]

That first heist

Spoiler

Then going to the strip club and making it rain afterwards

I DONT WANT THIS GAME TO END

fukking gotta go to work tomorrow.

Spoiler

bruh.... I got a private dance from a skripper bytch, took her home then hulk smashed!!!. Game of the fukkin year

 

[The G.O.D II]

Yo them rock star boys definitely gave you dudes crying about the cops in 4 what you asked for. They are fukking crazy in this game

 

[Lord Scion]

For all u nikkas that has yet to fukk infernus I advise u now... game is fukking goat

 

[Midwest]

THis body is yours and only yours -infurnus....

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

fukking dead, cant breathe

Dat shyt just took me back. I remember when I was in like 3rd or 4th grade and was at a sleepover for one of mah breh's birfday party. He came down in da basement geeked as hell holdin up a Mortal Kombat 2 game box like

It was all gravy till one of our other friends stopped him mid sentence and was like "Why da box so lil?..wait Uhh...dat's for Game Gear dood. "

da look on DAT nikka's face omg. Thought he was str8 stuntin wit dat new SEGA piff. We all was dyin.

 

[Camammal]

this chick flagged me down because her husband was beating her, so i hop out and pull out my ak. She burns off on some "aye i don't need that kinda help homie" ...keep getting beat than hoe

 

[Lord Scion]

Spoiler

That mission where you rappel down a building with Trevor flying the helicopter, Michael doing the rescue, and Franklin being the sniper....

 

[MenacingMonk]

Cops out here shootin pedestrians for hoppin out they cars too quick

Just like in real life.

 

[DaRealness]

Funny how games can take you back. I haven't heard this song since I was like maybe 11....