The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Chrishaune]

I think I rolled up on some neo nazi camp.
I was exploring that big ass mountain with franklin when I saw this small ass settlement/town in the middle of no where. I decided to walk around when I got swarmed by there's cacs telling me to go back where I came from and started busting. It didn't look like a army based so I was confused as fukk
Wait till I get my guns and armor right. Coming back for their asses

I think I know where you're talking about....do it

 

[BamdaDon]

YO the dialogue in this game be having me that part where franklin and lamar first get the dog and the van and they roll up on dude tryn to fukk in the alley "I bet if you let me slide one these X pills in ya ass, you be beggin for it" who they hell wrote this shyt?

 

[MenacingMonk]

Trevor's first sniper mission.

Yo, these cops got me

A pursuit turned to a shootout. One cop got offed before he got in cover. The other went behind the back for cover. It was 3 dudes and 2 got offed. The cop fukkin runs 20 feet away from the last gunmen and lets off. fukkin dude was like "fukk this!" and bounced. The cop comes running back, shooting , and gets a car in the intersection. Well due to a fukkin shootout there's a pile of cars. Dude escaped while the cop was stuck in a traffic jam.

 

[McPiff]

I gotta admit that the lack of interiors so far is frustrating. I'll see a store that looks like i can go in, start some shyt, but na. Not even Burger Shot brehs? I swear i ran around on foot for like 20 minutes and found maybe 2 places (gas stations) out of hundreds which were enterable

Yeah, what are you supposed to do when your health gets low? I know they have the health packs in the safe houses but they also said you can eat something to get it back up. But I haven't seen any food places that are open.

y'all gotta unlock them brehs...... i think

 

[The G.O.D II]

Why does one of these strippers sound like rupaul? Come on rockstar leave That Gay shyt for those voilition/saints row developers

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Yo did anybody else hop in the jet when stealing the gas for the jewel heist mission?

Ended up losing my wanted star then dumping the jet in the ocean while I dived out lol. Cot damn San Andreas made me a pro at flying planes.
I piloted that thing like I've been playing 5 for years.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

And again, the graphics on this game are fukking amazing. Best graphics I've ever seen IMO. The mission where you swim to the yacht had a nikka weak. Your boy was blown away at how the waves and ocean looked.

 

[Golayitdown]

Brehs, the one thing I'm really feeling about this game is that it really FEELS like a GTA game. No more gloomy ass settings and situations. No more depressing monologues about how fukked up life is.

These dudes been through things, but saying fukk the world and going after theirs

Now to resume Trevor fukkery

Literally JUST said that last night. There was not much fun, fukkery or shyt to do in GTA IV. This shyt has had me and at Lamar alone

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Trevor is fukking insane yo. I remember nikkas was clowning on him talking about they aint gonna play with him. shyt so far he has the best missions and dude is thug life to the fullest

I was one of them, I felt dude was a cheap Lynch imitation and I admit I was wrong...Trevor is vintage Rockstar...

Wait till you unlock his rage missions breh...The conversation before he rages is

and the weed mission with the clowns...I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe...

Am I the only one who went with the cheapest dudes for the jewel store heist? fukk out of here with giving them cats 14% of my loot...Everything that could have went wrong did with that wack crew but I still got all the jewels and finished it without dying...

 

[Kaypain]

My PS3 broke


fukk ALL YALLZ

 

[The G.O.D II]

The way they parodied apple, android, and BlackBerry (bittersweet ) is absolute genius

 

[Plexxx]

I was one of them, I felt dude was a cheap Lynch imitation and I admit I was wrong...Trevor is vintage Rockstar...

Wait till you unlock his rage missions breh...The conversation before he rages is

and the weed mission with the clowns...I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe...

Am I the only one who went with the cheapest dudes for the jewel store heist? fukk out of here with giving them cats 14% of my loot...Everything that could have went wrong did with that wack crew but I still got all the jewels and finished it without dying...

shyt i hired (returning character spoiler?)

Spoiler

Packie from GTA 4

just for the fukkery.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

just finished my first heist mission

this game literally shyts all over gta 4 and im only about 10 missions into the game

the map really is fukking huge i havent even left the los santos city yet and i be getting lost as fukk cruising around that shyt...i can only imagine the

fukkery that will ensue when i reach the mountains/countryside

Spoiler

in the strip club now about to take this stripper name infernus back to her crib :

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

shyt i hired (returning character spoiler?)

Spoiler

Packie from GTA 4

just for the fukkery.

I almost did to but I remembered he was a whiny hoe In that bank job and he wanted 12%...

 

[Plexxx]

Michaels wife is goddamn Serena Williams out here on this tennis court.