The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I’ve never bought a shark card and I own all the good shyt breh
It’s all about the grind you put in , y’all just want free shyt

Neither have I but tons of people have...

That's the only reason Rockstar can afford to dedicate a team to GTA Online...

 

[Cat piss martini]

aint played in months but i'm gonna
see what's up this weekend.
sitting on 75 million.

 

[Trill Bellamy]

Hitting on these roulette tables early

 

[Dushane Hill]

So Rockstar catching heat for basically giving us a platform for gambling with real money but only winning in game money.

 

[ORDER_66]

So Rockstar catching heat for basically giving us a platform for gambling with real money but only winning in game money.

I mean... It would be a bad look if the house lawst by giving you REAL money IRL for GTA money you accumulated...

 

[Yade]

Hitting on these roulette tables early

I wish. I knew how to play those kinda games

 

[old pig]

I’ve been sitting in $12.4 billion since the PS3 days...lost that $$$ when R* reset everything toward the end of the PS3 days...but somehow all that $$$ got returned to me when I transferred my character to the X1...I’d buy new clothes that dropped...guns/ammo etc...but it’s hard to spend most of that $$$ ...to give you an idea of how expensive the new update is...for the first time my $$$ took a drop from around $12.4 to 12.3 billion...I spent about $100 million alone today after playing for about 4 hours for shyt I probably won’t use or do anymore after a few weeks...I do love the new influx of traffic tho...cats are sitting ducks standing in front the casino...that area was literally a war zone in every lobby I went to lol

 

[Yade]

I’ve been sitting in $12.4 billion since the PS3 days...lost that $$$ when R* reset everything toward the end of the PS3 days...but somehow all that $$$ got returned to me when I transferred my character to the X1...I’d buy new clothes that dropped...guns/ammo etc...but it’s hard to spend most of that $$$ ...to give you an idea of how expensive the new update is...for the first time my $$$ took a drop from around $12.4 to 12.3 billion...I spent about $100 million alone today after playing for about 4 hours for shyt I probably won’t use or do anymore after a few weeks...I do love the new influx of traffic tho...cats are sitting ducks standing in front the casino...that area was literally a war zone in every lobby I went to lol

Some guy randomly taught me a money glitch awhile back and I was eating till they patched it


I should’ve taken advantage of that glitch man the grind can be too much

 

[old pig]

Some guy randomly taught me a money glitch awhile back and I was eating till they patched it


I should’ve taken advantage of that glitch man the grind can be too much

I wouldn’t have made as much as I did off the regular glitches...but I did the DNS code/server hack shyt...I didn’t use it to affect my rank cuz I actually enjoyed ranking up legitimately thru killing other players lol...but I’ve always hated the ridiculously difficult missions w/ insultingly low payouts...I’d enjoy them more if they’d pay fairly...the DNS shyt put me in a lobby that had a multiplier I think it was...where the payouts were insane...like $500 million for robbing a store or evading police...just some wild payouts...I’m honestly surprised I didn’t get banned for it

 

[Brandeezy]

I only have like 500K

I missed out on all the glitches and shyt

 

[ball15life]

Ok these casino missions are dope

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

So they're letting folks gamble with real life money but you can't cash out with it?

I can see why over 50 countries gave the GTA casino the

 

[LinusCaldwell]

So they're letting folks gamble with real life money but you can't cash out with it?

I can see why over 50 countries gave the GTA casino the

I’m confused breh how you gambling with real life money? How would they let you even cash out too?

 

[ORDER_66]

I played a bit earlier... it's not so bad but then I start to see familiar patterns with teammates doing dumb shyt and killing themselves stupidly and having the mics be on with babies in the background... Then I remember WHY I stopped playing this shyt, plus all the new shyt cars cost ridiculous amounts of money payouts from the casino missions is trash!!!

 

[Yade]

I played a bit earlier... it's not so bad but then I start to see familiar patterns with teammates doing dumb shyt and killing themselves stupidly and having the mics be on with babies in the background... Then I remember WHY I stopped playing this shyt, plus all the new shyt cars cost ridiculous amounts of money payouts from the casino missions is trash!!!

You gotta grind breh

Took me a WEEK to get the flying bike MK2