The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Mr. Manhattan]

Fernando is back

 

[ChrisDorner]

Install at 90%

It's been a LONG past 10 or so days brehs but we're here


May we all mob this thread again once GTA Online drops

 

[Brandeezy]

at this nikka Lamar hiding his face with his hand

"Hey Lamar Is that you nikka, yeah it is nikka"

 

[GoPro]

I ended up copping it over the PSN last night. Name is BKDodger. Haven't bought a game in years


shyt looks incredible.

Spoiler

The visuals in beginning when they're driving away from the cops in the snow had me like

Didn't know they used the same guy who voiced CJ for Franklin. Feels weird. But his boy is hilarious. "Who you calling a nikka?"

Movement mechanics are still a lil off like they were in GTA4, but I'll get used to it.

Back to this piff

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

This game is brehs

After I did the first mission I walked around the block and some nikkas were posted up by a burger shack eating, talking about fries and shyt then some OG walks by talking about "If I see one more of these in the neighborhood" then I hit him with "Wassup dog". Dude pushes me into a Grove street nikka, i'm like then knock his ass clean out while them nikkas recorded it on their cell

fucc off...forreal?

 

[Brandeezy]

Them Ballas fukked me up. I went to Grove Street and knock out 2 of them clean then about 10 of them lit me up

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Didn't know they used the same guy who voiced CJ for Franklin.

Im Sure Im Late As fukk But

 

[GoPro]

Oh, and for some side note #fukkery. I have two external hard drives. In my zeal to upgrade my PS3 hd, I cracked open and ended up formating the wrong one. . Thought I lost ALL of my shyt, 300 gigs worth of pics and vids of my trips, installation files, work, porn, programming cbts. I sat staring at my empty drive for like 3 minutes. Felt like throwing up. Luckily Recuva is able to recover most of my important shyt.

 

[Human Torch]

UPS says mine out for delivery should be at my crib when I get off in a couple hours.....im at work sick brehs.

I've livin thru this thread, i keep reloading hopin its a new post about some random fukkery that ocurred. This thread has me contemplating not even jumping right into the story mode

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

i just ran into Packie Mcreary from GTA4, the same dude you did the bank heist with..... dude was holding up a liquor store



edit: helped him out now he became a heist crew member

 

[GoPro]

Im Sure Im Late As fukk But

Just did some searching and apparently it's not confirmed its the same dude. Sounds exactly the same tho. Aight NOW back to this piff

 

[Lord Beasley]

pickin up from gamestop on lunch. i wasnt in no rush cuz i was at my gf house but i'll be in4fukkery come this afternoon.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Use the iFruit app to get a free, tuned up car... I don't have the game yet but they give Franklin a buffalo to customize... i added the best of everything i could get.. when they totaled it up, it said "this one is on the house" so I guess you can start out real good... fedex man should be here by 3pm and i'm off at 5!!!!!!! already called the weed man... going all in tonight!!

 

[-DMP-]

Man, ok so I'm playing as Michael, I call up Trevor and tell him let's hang out. Pick him up go get drunk, and as I leave we leave the bar, I swerve and hit a pole cuz I'm drunk. We'll cops see that and that start trying to pull me over. It starts raining as they chase me and Trevor starts shooting back at the cops. We escape 10 minutes later and we go to a strip club were I make it rain and get two lap dances and a double lap dance.

Then as we are leaving the club, my wife calls and tells me she got arrested so come get her. Trevor walks home and I have to go steal the cop car she's in.

This was ALL RANDOM.

Text I sent my friend last night.
@yo moms

 

[Brandeezy]

Spent $100+ at the strip club brehs only got $17 left