The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I tried to pick up some hookers but they never come to my car. Had to hop out the whip like, "Is this because you're better than me?" *One hit KO* ARE YOU BETTER THAN MEEEEE!!!! The ass was fat too.

 

[RickyGQ]

Just doubled my net worth on Bawsaq!!

 

[stealthbomber]

@ the dog talking to franklin

 

[Swiggy]

@ the dog talking to franklin

I did that mission not too long ago. nikka had me like on that paused ass look that was half and half at the same time

Then when the shyt commenced and he was like "I lost my gotdamned mind", I was

 

[Methodical]

Trevor had me dying in this game. I'm on 73% so far.

Trevor>>>Michael>>>>Frankin.

Frankin's story wasnt that much interesting

 

[Brady-Carter]

Just fished the Trevor part. I have been drinking and smoking since 5:00pm this afternoon. God damn this game is dope. Can barley walk right now..

 

[Swiggy]

Trevor had me dying in this game. I'm on 73% so far.

Trevor>>>Michael>>>>Frankin.

Frankin's story wasnt that much interesting

I like and relate to Franklin more, but this is the truth. Franklin is the most centered dude in the story, straight up voice of reason. Them street sensibilities is something we grew on with CJ, so it's nothing groundbreaking for us.

Trevor, my goodness

Came out and made Lost and the Damned unplayable ever again

Much like GTA V made GTA IV forever unplayable

Michael is more diverse than I was expecting. I was thinking he'd be more of the been-there-done-that character than Franklin would be. I fukks with his character.

 

[Illuminatos]

Was driving around and saw blue dot on the screen. A girl was crying for help because some dude was beating his girl. I put my cape on and follow her behind a house. Suddenly like 4 vagos jump out of some bushes and try to rob me. I wasted all them b*stards but the bytch got away though.

 

[Swiggy]

Was driving around and saw blue dot on the screen. A girl was crying for help because some dude was beating his girl. I put my cape on and follow her behind a house. Suddenly like 4 vagos jump out of some bushes and try to rob me. I wasted all them b*stards but the bytch got away though.

Kill 10 bytches that look like her, just to be sure

 

[Illuminatos]

Kill 10 bytches that look like her, just to be sure

I'm gonna get an RPG and go to a Vagos hood and fukk shyt up.

 

[Hammer]

how/why the fukk would u want to beat the game in 3 days?

 

[Swiggy]

how/why the fukk would u want to beat the game in 3 days?

Breh, when GTA IV came out, I was nibbling that bytch like it was the last snickers bar I'd ever eat in my life. Had I sped through it like my soul was demanding, I'd have finished it before I realized how whack it was. I NEVER finished GTA IV.

Now, I realize the sooner I beat the game, the sooner I can go to fukkery, in time for online to get runnin, then I'll be back to do it all again.

 

[A.V.]

fukk y'all. I had the game since the midnight release, and I just unlocked Trevor.

Slow and steady...

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

I just left the strip club and juliete said meet her out back.


I do but when I come her she starts acting funny.


End up just rolling out but next time how do I take her home?

i'm assuming you felt her up in the club until her like bar was full?

after i did that she met me out back, took me to her crib and rocked my world

 

[Spliff]

Anyone else hear that "Pride and Prejudice, the southern shooter for the Xorbio 720 gaming system" radio commercial?