The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[yo moms]

just went to weed farm and got 41,000 in cash

still not working for me

 

[Danie84]

So I been MIA:sabron: But, I went on a two-hour playing binge yesterday A couple of things that had me and simultaneously That bish Tonya Choppa is the Summer Of Sam talking dog Mike wife and daughter's are slores The tennis coach crib got thrown in the bushes (literally)For all those little jobs Frank be doing, it doesn't seem to add up As a chick, roaming around the strip club and making it rain, made me feel awkward The first time I got on the bike on the beach was like I murked a couple of folks wihile pedaling Jumping in the ocean for the first time, and swimming to those porn/drug dealers yatch was made dope Evading and crushing those fools trying to shoot the Gawd off the speedboat had my adrenaline on a thousand trillion That cac bish that set Mike up with the 3 eses going to pay, next time I pop back in the game And, why is Jimmy such a lame, he reminds me of Drizzy

 

[daze23]

 

[yo moms]

an escaped inmate just tried to jack my car

nikka was shooting at me

 

[yo moms]

that street racing hustle

2k for one race

 

[yo moms]

bulletproof tires

your roadblocks dont do shyt

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

would that have slowed their sales tho? if its an A rating, the same damn people are gonna be buying anyway. i'd be more actually cuz i know they put in everything to make the game what its supposed to be. and it would the media raising its buzz. maybe in 2003 its a big deal in terms of sales, but now... no one cares.

But then Wal-Mart and K-mart wont carry the game.

Remember they don't even allow CDs with curse words.

R* trying to make a profit

 

[Skooby]

Which properties did you guys buy first?

 

[yo moms]

Which properties did you guys buy first?

ls customs

smoke on the water

cant afford anything else

 

[Plexxx]

Which properties did you guys buy first?

ls customs, smoke on the water, the taxi company,

 

[VegetasHairline]

I got over $80 million with all 3 characters.

 

[Tom Shady]

Walked up to a cop as Franklin, cop dropped his coffee and said "back the fukk up". Then shot me in the face For no reason. #Racist #GTAV

Literally cops are after me left and right in GTA and I didn't even do anything wrong this is racial profiling and this is bullshyt

My buddy just said she got 2 stars in GTA 5 for pullin up next 2 the police and honkin at them. She was playin as Franklin. They racist lmao

I took Chop for a walk yesterday. Threw a tennis ball for him to fetch. One star. WTF?!

Anytime I'm franklin, I get chased by cops for "a disturbance." this never happens with Michael or Trevor. The gta cops are racist

Wow why can't Franklin play tennis like that's racist #GTAV

GTAV is hella racist, wtf is it so easy to get a wanted level with Franklin

Is it racist that I couldn't swim with franklin but as soon as I tried with micheal I got it first try? #gtav

I also noticed that Franklin gets 2 stars for the same shyt that Trevor and Michael only get 1 star for.

 

[ChrisDorner]

I feel him on this. Everytime GTA drops, I know who's not really a gamer when they talk about how you kill hookers in the game like that's not completely optional and irrelevant to the game and it's features

 

[daze23]

I feel him on this. Everytime GTA drops, I know who's not really a gamer when they talk about how you kill hookers in the game like that's not completely optional and irrelevant to the game and it's features

it's crazy that there's this perception out there that the game is all about running around and collecting points for killing hookers

 

[Banned Account12]

i got the most money with Franklin, made like 15 mil off stocks

i had 17 mil with mike, checked my online stats and its saying i got 7k left dat better be a fukking error im loading the game now !