The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Nefflum nigga]

got on last night. shyt is still active

 

[General Mills]

got on last night. shyt is still active

I'm on right now grinding.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

After homeboy sniped me from a rooftop 6 blocks away I stared in disbelief at my screen like for 5 minutes.

Then I decided to regroup. First things first.... Get my character looking like a G. I go into a clothes store.. I'm looking at these new piff blazers I'm bout to kill em with. I was low key wishing they had capes like Lando Calrissian or Killa Cam. While I was contemplating how fire that would be

I see something dark whiz by me. I turn around and see two more dark things whiz by me.... And I see a figure in the doorway .... It's the guy with the bounty.... And in his hand is a sticky bomb.


He then throws another sticky which lands right at my feet.... Then he steps out of the store and looks at me thru the glass.

While I'm being blown to smithereens he says " Lando Swaggrisian... Tip #2
. Always look at your radar before going into a store. Then he

 

[Nefflum nigga]

I'm on right now grinding.

I'm on ps3. add me on , revelationnation

ima start back grinding tonight breh. be on bout 10-1030pm

ima take a break from that 2k and get back on my gta shyt

 

[RoCKetSity256]

update yalls profiles with gamertags so so we can add everybody easy thecoli crews deep as hell and nobody ever be on thinking aint shyt happening. Brehs we need that COLI fukkERY on gta online that shyt is not dead xbox or ps3

 

[Yoda]

Bout to reboot this shyt up .... With Freddie Gibbs piñata as the soundtrack

 

[VegetasHairline]

@General Mills da story telling GAWD!

 

[Dre Space Age]

I'm DreTheSage level 140 something on 360 and ArgotVie level 20 something on the PS3. Add me. Trying to level up on both systems and when this shyt come out on ps4 and xbox one, im buying it on those systems too and will level up there too idgaf i love this game. its all i play. On PS3 I be killin the shyt out of nikkas cause they think cause I'm low rank that I'm cannon fodder but nearly all my skills are maxed out and my markmanship is on point due to the experience I had on 360 so when they come after me when I have a bounty on my head, they get murked most of the time due to underestimating me. shyts fun.

 

[head shots101]

I have yet to beat this game smh....think I'm pretty close tho....I'm at the part were I have to make a choice to kill mike or Trevor ....game was really ahhh...beat Rockstar game of last gen was red dead

 

[Dre Space Age]

choose the last option. C: Deathwish.

 

[head shots101]

choose the last option. C: Deathwish.

Yea that's what I did.....haven't played it since tho

 

[Deezay]

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[RoCKetSity256]

just added you @Dre Space Age ima be grinding Rooftop all night on 360 my kids on now but hit me up if you wanna fukk wit it. anybody else on 360 we can get it in you can finish rooftop in about 3 minutes sometimes you might fukk up but 5 minutes max you should be starting another 1 with loading screens. $!8,750 & 4300rp (more if we in the same crew) X 12 = $225,000 51,600 rp a hour. Gamertag linked to profile

 

[b_low_brown]

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June 2015

 

[General Mills]

I think I just got trolled by a Coli member.


I jumped into a lobby and it was deserted. Just one guy way out in Blaine County flying around. So I decided to get on my grind. I robbed two stores.

Got a lil guap. I have a modest 6 car garage. I keep three vehicles for myself, and the other three slots I reserve for whips I am selling. I grabbed my Baller Suv from my garage. . Quick trip to the mod shop and that is a 9 grand flip.

I check the map and ol boy is still flying around by himself in the boondocks like a fukking lame. I am getting ready to jump into a quick job when I get a notice that one of Simeons high profile vehicles is on the beach. Easy money brehs. I go down there and cop it.. . As I am getting in of course I get two stars so I dip n dodge and end up actually on the beach in the sand n shyt. I evade the pigs and I pause so I can set my wayward point for the mod shop to respray this shyt. While I am setting my wayward point I notice that one other player in the lobby who was flying around Blaine County by his lonesome like a fakkit is approaching me at breakneck speed.. . .


I am pressing circle frantically to get out of the map screen and as soon as I do. . . all I hear is the roar of a jet engine and then KABOOOOOMMM. I am murked. Ohhh this tricky b*stard. lol. I respawn and I am in the smack dab middle of the beach. Right near the water. . . Out in the open. .
I start to run. . .I run in a straight line like RICKY

And he mows me down with the machine guns. . . . I respawn again in the middle of the beach. . I start zig zagging and get a missle for my efforts right up my ass. I respawn again IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEACH!. . I decide to run INTO the water with the intention of diving deep . . . . .I did not even get my chancletas wet. I respawn. .IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEACH!!!!!!! I fully realize I am fukked. . .I try to jump into passive. Jet hits me with the and keeps trolling.