The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[bl2k8]

bought a 10 car garage apartment in the middle of downtown
we made it

When's the coli party

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

finnnally onn and coli bruhs shoot mme psnn DDdaGAWD

 

[AkaDemiK]

just set the world record for the intro tutorial

bytches

I only beat Lamar's time by like 4 secs though...I know someone gonna Usain Bolt my shyt soon enough, but imma enjoy this

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

im bout to come up and he aeno it

dat boy shook

 

[Kalik]

JUst woke up, Rockstar ps3 updated again.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Walt thizzney a hoe...we was gone spilt that cheese bruh

 

[A.V.]

Mannnnnnn....


I tried to get online tonight around 11 PM...The boy @Cammamal even sent me a Invite for a mission...
Couldn't even get on because my Online kept fukkin freezing, then deleted my character, then mysteriously started freezing my WHOLE fukkin playstation up when I tried to reboot. And we all know not to pull the plug on ur PS, but when it freezes you have no choice...I tried about 2 more times, and then it got to a point my shyt wouldn't even make it to the PS menu screen


With the PS4 coming soon (but not soon enough) and a couple more current-gen games I'm feenin for, nikka I was as fukk, thinkin what the fukk, fukk ROCKSTAR b, fukk THEM nikkaS!

I'm halfway thru the story mode too...So I'm YouTubing and googling shyt for hours, cuz I know nothing about DIY fixes for computers/PS3s etc, and I'm so heated about this fukkery, I'm not about to wait til tomorrow to see if my shyts dunzo, smh. I try literally ALL the fixes, booting in safe mode, system restore, EVERYTHING, and my shyt KEPT fukkIN FREEZING...never done this before today...

Come across a few different forums with NUMEROUS cats talkin about how this last update from Sony been freezing their shyt up, or freezing it up in conjunction w/GTA Online...and I was relieved but still pissed...shyt fried my hard drive, b. Couldn't even format it, cuz formatting froze my shyt up too, it'd get to 99% then not go thru, after a hour of sittin on 99% Eventually, I couldn't even get to the fukkin MENU TO format it...




So I'm lookin into gettin a new hard drive, when I remember I got an old YLOD fat PS3 sittin around the crib somewhere...Thank god for fukkin YouTube, I look up how to take them shyts apart n swap the hard drives out, format it, then download the Sony update to a flash drive and install it manually....I never knew of any of this shyt til Rockstar forced me to take desperate measures... I was hurt, breh...I really was...But fukk that, I'M BACK, YOU fukkS!!!!



...Smh...Lost all my save data in story mode tho, but it's whatever...I'ma just invest smarter and be caked the fukk up...And now when I get online, I'ma fukkin THRASH whoever the fukk in my way, just for havin to go thru this bullshyt...Supposedly an update from Rockstar coming today for the online issues, and an update from Sony coming soon for the update/freezing issues...You'd swear these nikkas was in cahoots to push the PS4



All this shyt....ALL THIS shyt I JUST WENT THRU, BREHS...

all for the love of murkin these bytch nikkas online Ion't even want a nikka money

 

[marcuz]

best online game i've ever played

 

[Mac Casper]

We need to meet up and regulate brehs

 

[A.V.]

Rockstar update available for download now...

 

[ChrisDorner]

just set the world record for the intro tutorial

bytches

I only beat Lamar's time by like 4 secs though...I know someone gonna Usain Bolt my shyt soon enough, but imma enjoy this

Everybody who does the race says they beat the record

My nikka had a worse time than me & it said he beat the world record

 

[ChrisDorner]

best online game i've ever played

Word, this shyt is pure crack, I had to force myself to get off for the night

They were not joking about this shyt basically being an MMO. Minus the loading screens between activities it literally has all of the qualities of an MMO just in the vein of GTA

 

[ChrisDorner]

@AVthaPHARAOH what's ya online breh do I have you added?

Wait I think I saw you once, it's AVthapharaoh right

 

[FBGPlank]

Dl'd the update and my character is still gone, stacks is there tho. Might just take the L and start from the bottom again

 

[Aoteroa]

Props to those in the crew who I got to play with, as a crew no one messing with the coli