The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[Marci-Senpai]

that was some bullshyt putting us on that mountain

 

[okocharuud]

Man I don't be giving no fukks I try to join all invites trying to get my whip game up

breh, that the spirit the coli needs!

Always proud to see a fellow coli breh on his

 

[VegetasHairline]

Any of y'all ever need a pilot let me know. My flying stat is maxed out. I'm a beast at flying.

 

[SubLyminalz]

Them dirtbikes over the mountins tho

nikka why did u kill me when I followed you on the freeway, I was about to jump In your whip and u bodier me in the middle of the freeway

 

[Captain Crunch]

i swear some of u nikkas never accept invites
shout out to the few brehs that do tho

Some of your invites don't let me join

 

[Doctor Doom]

I join invites when dudes hit me up, but when I see a Simeon mission , that shyt is for the bushes.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I want to apologize to @AVthaPHARAOH, i just wanted to be friends like peace but you wanted to be my enemy, in pieces.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

i just did this and it probably was the funniest shyt to pull off.

they basically do all the work just to get robbed classic fukkery

its to pull off because e route to the garage and paynspray is always the same

thanks breh i can honestly say i came up with this idea myself, glad someone else tried it

I stay posted up in survival everytime i log on

that shyt fun as hell

Survial is all i play, remember to buy the candy bars at the store before you play survival cause if all your partners die and you are
leftalone, you will need those Ps and Q's to
get you over and only eat them while in "cover"

Also, make sure you use your pistol the first few rounds as the enemies are way easier in the beginning and go down with pretty much 2 pistol bullets. U would be saving money on ammo

 

[SubLyminalz]

I want to apologize to @AVthaPHARAOH, i just wanted to be friends like peace but you wanted to be my enemy, in pieces.

Its so demonic, friends.

the lord will deal with that demond friend

 

[Mr. Somebody]

the lord will deal with that demond friend

That man put 9000 large on me, friend but i dont think he realized he was playing with a professional bounty hunter so i had to show him some of my tricks.

Got to the chopper and parked on the freeway and had to leave that friend laying in the street, a block away. He called me the B-word but i had to remind him that amateur night was over as i ascended in my chopper. We're professionals.

Caught him hiding in a clothing store for 15 minutes while i had the chopper on the roof across the street. Finally came out and Sniper round to the chest and he aint even know it.

Caught him slipping trying to reup in ammunation and laid a sticky note outside the door. He was in there for a long time..... he finally came out and read that sticky note and it said, R.I.P, friend. B00M!

 

[mistergarrison]

I don't know who I was playing with yesterday but me and 2 other coil brehs were hunting down this dude named crackface. Dude thought he was slick going in a ammunation and leaving sticky outside but I was like I left my own sticky at the door and hopped in my whip like I was leaving. Dude thought he was clear so hetried to dip and then boom

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I tried to join three Coli games yesterday but couldn't because they were in the bad sport area. Y'all need to straighten up

 

[thaKEAF]

I don't know who I was playing with yesterday but me and 2 other coil brehs were hunting down this dude named crackface. Dude thought he was slick going in a ammunation and leaving sticky outside but I was like I left my own sticky at the door and hopped in my whip like I was leaving. Dude thought he was clear so hetried to dip and then boom

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I don't know who I was playing with yesterday but me and 2 other coil brehs were hunting down this dude named crackface. Dude thought he was slick going in a ammunation and leaving sticky outside but I was like I left my own sticky at the door and hopped in my whip like I was leaving. Dude thought he was clear so hetried to dip and then boom

that was you. You arent a professional. Catching feelings because i collected a bounty on you friend? Dont be mad at me, be mad at that man that put that bread on your head. Clearly you did something demonic to him but thats between you to. I ended up having to squash your squad for dolo because you couldnt accept that i fulfilled my contractual obligations to my employer.