The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[Big Boda]

this cute ass black chick who's a server there stands about 10 feet away and starts twerking with her homegirl and rapping. Went over my head like , but the chick I'm knocking down was like... you so naive, she was poppin it so you can see and being loud to get your attention.

A nikka was like

i dont mess wit PAWGS i hear you though

 

[ltheghost]

Flying first class and all the women stop, look at me (realize I'm on the only Black Man on this international flight going first class), smile, and then try to talk to me after the flight when I'm picking up my luggage. But I try to keep my clothing toned down because I don't want to attract too many females when I'm focused on business.

 

[4fossa]

i can't read this thread




I can't

 

[AtomicUse]

After reading through this thread, I'm not in line to apply to the handsome breh's coalition any time soon.

I gotta get more cert's to balance it out.

 

[Bless't]

That's pretty much the same here.

EVERY friend I've made thought I was an a$$hole or didn't think they would like me. Just about everyone of them have personally told me that.

Even some females have said they thought I was going to be concieted. This thread is probably the most concieted thing I've ever done

And I played basketball, football, ran track, played soccer, lift weights, boxed, did TKD, just about everything and was decent at all of it. Took honors classes, was on the math team (lol), finished top of my classes, was even in the same clases as my older siblings So I was cool with just about every click/crowd in HS.


It's cool you found a chick to be corny/silly with. My problem is I'm attracted physically to bad chicks but enjoy the silliest ones the most. I haven't found that in between I guess

Yeah, that middle ground is tough to find. I LOVE a beautiful woman but I'll quickly fall IN love with a funny woman. I wont settle for anything less. If she's pretty and funny... its a wrap for me.

 

[Big Boda]

Never told nobody this ol freaky azz work story.. o well.. yall cool in my book so here goes.

Spoiler: must be 18 and older to read

Back when I worked my first job at CVS and I was a kid like 15-16 years old then. Young but still tall as hell though...My manager was pretty but out of my age generation she had to be like 27-30. she looked like this but more mature browner and bigger with glasses.

she was showing me how to clean the back fridge area... she was like " you gotta clean under there like this " then got on her hands and knees in front of me with these tight gym/track pants on.. straight bussed it wide open on a 15 year old breh..aint gonna lie I was kinda shook but..its hard to describe it was like adrenaline shook. her joint was so shapely and big
she looked back at me "you see? ok now you do it, Boda"

I was like ..... ok and got down there behind her my heart was beating faster than a mug.... got so close and smelled her booty it smelled like cotton candy her body warmed my face. then I scrubbed under the fridge then looked back and took another smell. this time scared my nose was gonna make contact.
I was dumb as heck for thinking she didn't know where exactly where I was she wanted me there. My instincts knew what was going down though.

I felt like I was being a heathen because she didn't tell me to do that im 15 and didn't know about flirting and stuff.
I was raised in church so the guilt hit me and I snapped myself out of it like
"shes just showing you the job Boda"
"how dare you smell this innocent ladie's booty? wtf wrong with you "
After that at work I was feeling like a guilty sexual deviant while she was the whole time. Its harder to understand the signals when you a naive church kid. she was walking around the store after that like
"almost Got ya young ass"

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

When you get a haircut and all rats start plotting on that "good hair baby"...bytch no...already took an L to one in life.

 

[aaaaaaa]

- The insecurity you're forced to deal with when you actually run into a guy who is better looking than you.

Funny how no one else has mentioned this

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Funny how no one else has mentioned this

Looks aren't as important in dude world so we don't care as much. Our lives don't depend on appearance.
Ugly fresh nikkas with bread get the most anyway.

 

[aaaaaaa]

Looks aren't as important in dude world so we don't care as much. Our lives don't depend on appearance.
Ugly fresh nikkas with bread get the most anyway.

wrong.

Looks matter man. See how nikkas clutch their bytches extra tight when a handsome nikka walks in

Or how bytches flirt and try to get close to a nikka

 

[Mowgli]

Ugly white women thinking they can just have you because they're white.

 

[Mac Brown]

I prefer a quiet guy to a loud mouth attention seeker, if its any consolation. Its only a turn off if he's too quiet to keep a conversation going or if he's completely withdrawn because it makes me think he has little no interest in me.

My relationship is ending right now because of this. I can't help it sometimes. I stay in my own world.

 

[SNG]

The ultimate handsome n!gga problem: Not realizing your potential.

Having many women check you out...but still feeling like you're ugly cause:
1) you're broke
2) you're not where you want to be in life and your confidence level doesn't match your looks.
3) feeling that the world is against you cause they're afraid of your potential...that you haven't realized yet.

One of the most Trillest posts on the coli

 

[RiffRaff]

Never told nobody this ol freaky azz work story.. o well.. yall cool in my book so here goes.

Spoiler: must be 18 and older to read

Back when I worked my first job at CVS and I was a kid like 15-16 years old then. Young but still tall as hell though...My manager was pretty but out of my age generation she had to be like 27-30. she looked like this but more mature browner and bigger with glasses.

she was showing me how to clean the back fridge area... she was like " you gotta clean under there like this " then got on her hands and knees in front of me with these tight gym/track pants on.. straight bussed it wide open on a 15 year old breh..aint gonna lie I was kinda shook but..its hard to describe it was like adrenaline shook. her joint was so shapely and big
she looked back at me "you see? ok now you do it, Boda"

I was like ..... ok and got down there behind her my heart was beating faster than a mug.... got so close and smelled her booty it smelled like cotton candy her body warmed my face. then I scrubbed under the fridge then looked back and took another smell. this time scared my nose was gonna make contact.
I was dumb as heck for thinking she didn't know where exactly where I was she wanted me there. My instincts knew what was going down though.

I felt like I was being a heathen because she didn't tell me to do that im 15 and didn't know about flirting and stuff.
I was raised in church so the guilt hit me and I snapped myself out of it like
"shes just showing you the job Boda"
"how dare you smell this innocent ladie's booty? wtf wrong with you "
After that at work I was feeling like a guilty sexual deviant while she was the whole time. Its harder to understand the signals when you a naive church kid. she was walking around the store after that like
"almost Got ya young ass"

I feel ya breh. When I was 15, I worked at a historic national park over the summer and some kids from a local college interned as well. This white girl from the college was giving me the a decent portion of the time. Being the naive sexually inexperienced 15 year old I was, I just chalked it up as her being friendly. I always caught this chick staring. Over the summer this chick would want to be working in the same areas of the park and shyt asking personal questions, getting hugs, etc. etc. One night we had dinner with everyone who worked there and I forgot how exactly it came up but I mentioned I was 15. This chick turned bright red blushing and said aloud, "You're only 15!" and sounded awkwardly embarrassed. Guess she assumed I was about to or had just graduated high school .

It took me a few years later, but I finally figured out that this chick was plotting on my dack, my young ass ain't een know it.

 

[Vodun]

I have many problems but being ugly isn't one of them, bytches always jocking a nikka


but i'm out the game but love the attention the ladies give me