The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[O.T.I.S.]

this thread makes me glad im a rugged looking dude

at being hit on by Ghey men

Breh, I had gay nikkas in bootcamp re showering just because I was in there...

I can laugh at it now, but when I was there shyt had me like

 

[Big Boda]

When a cashier treats the dude ahead of you like dirt but she lights up when its your turn to check out.

When the waitress sends you home with an extra piece of cake because she likes you.

when there are open seats all around but a cutie squeezes in next to you so you can feel her body.

when you're sitting in a waiting area and a lady stands in line close to you switching aiming her booty at your face on purpose.

its a gift and a curse though because even when you don't feel like getting attention it don't stop. Not just that but you may want someone who likes you for your character not how you look. Half the females that do all the wild stuff because they think you're handsome aren't wifey material so you take the good with the bad.

 

[TheArchitect]

or you look like (insert random light skinned celebrity)

I get told I look like Lloyd on a constant basis....I don't see it though....

 

[TheArchitect]

Personally I've had....

-Rape threats (from females)

-What I believe are numerous missed opportunities due to obliviousness...

-The old "look away"....I hate that shyt....

-ice-grilled by nikkaz for no apparent reason....

-bytches giving me attitude for no reason.. Couldn't tell if they were just stupid or what....

 

[Bless't]

Finally this thread yo!!! I've got a few.

1. Constantly being called arrogant/cocky/etc. I've had a female lesbian co-worker straight up tell me that I'm handsome and act like I know it and am too cocky. She inferred that I'm too cocky/arrogant/conceited based strictly off of how I look, because I never worked in tandem with her.

2. Girls projecting their insecurities about their looks when they're with you. Women are the most insecure people on earth....if they mentally think you're more attractive than they are, regardless of if you are or not, it ruins their self-esteem/ego. I was laying in bed with a chick a few weeks ago and she said "Why are you here with me? You can go to the bar and get any girl you want....why me?" Keep in mind she was an above average looking girl...a 7/10. Her tone was really sad and defeated...like this nikka looks better than me, there's no way I can keep him kind of vibe.

3. Being touched unwillingly by uglier women (ESPECIALLY older white women). Older white women think they can touch you whenever they want and get off on it. They're usually the boldest and will rub your back/chest/thigh when you've just met them. They act like you're supposed to be happy because a white woman is touching you...like nah, if I'm letting a white girl touch me best believe she gonna be a PAWG....not a white hag.

4. Allowing feedback you get from your looks determine your mood. I usually will get called handsome at least once every 1-2 weeks from some woman that I don't know. That shyt becomes addictive, and your self-esteem in your looks thrives off of it. If I go a while, like a month, without being acknowledge about how I look one time I start thinking "damn...did I lose it....am I on #teamugly now?" It's weird but shyt takes a hit on your ego when you don't hear it in a while.

5. Women always thinking you're a player....regardless of how many chicks you've been with. I was making out with this one chick like a month ago and was trying to take her panties off...she was like "No....you're too smooth at this...I don't want to get played like how you play your guitar"....like really?! She was the first chick I'd been with in a few months....but she still assumed I was a player.

6. nikkas always asking you where the hoes at. Most dudes assume you have hoes and want you to put them on......shyt gets tiring after a while.

7. Balancing a team full of chicks. Trust me.....shyt is not that easy. Not sure how dudes manage to talk to 4-5 girls at a time while maintaining a normal life. I just don't have time to be talking to these girls all the time and shyt gets stressful when one of em gets tight because you didn't text her back the past 3 times she tried to hit you up.

I'll think of some more and add to this later

Gospel. Straight up.

 

[Big Boda]

Gospel. Straight up.

you white?

 

[Bless't]

you white?

I am indeed.

 

[Big Boda]

I am indeed.

thats wsup...


*looks back at title*
official Handsome Nxgga Problems

lol we can't have Nothin brehs.

 

[Rayzah]

Finally this thread yo!!! I've got a few.

1. Constantly being called arrogant/cocky/etc. I've had a female lesbian co-worker straight up tell me that I'm handsome and act like I know it and am too cocky. She inferred that I'm too cocky/arrogant/conceited based strictly off of how I look, because I never worked in tandem with her.

2. Girls projecting their insecurities about their looks when they're with you. Women are the most insecure people on earth....if they mentally think you're more attractive than they are, regardless of if you are or not, it ruins their self-esteem/ego. I was laying in bed with a chick a few weeks ago and she said "Why are you here with me? You can go to the bar and get any girl you want....why me?" Keep in mind she was an above average looking girl...a 7/10. Her tone was really sad and defeated...like this nikka looks better than me, there's no way I can keep him kind of vibe.

3. Being touched unwillingly by uglier women (ESPECIALLY older white women). Older white women think they can touch you whenever they want and get off on it. They're usually the boldest and will rub your back/chest/thigh when you've just met them. They act like you're supposed to be happy because a white woman is touching you...like nah, if I'm letting a white girl touch me best believe she gonna be a PAWG....not a white hag.

4. Allowing feedback you get from your looks determine your mood. I usually will get called handsome at least once every 1-2 weeks from some woman that I don't know. That shyt becomes addictive, and your self-esteem in your looks thrives off of it. If I go a while, like a month, without being acknowledge about how I look one time I start thinking "damn...did I lose it....am I on #teamugly now?" It's weird but shyt takes a hit on your ego when you don't hear it in a while.

5. Women always thinking you're a player....regardless of how many chicks you've been with. I was making out with this one chick like a month ago and was trying to take her panties off...she was like "No....you're too smooth at this...I don't want to get played like how you play your guitar"....like really?! She was the first chick I'd been with in a few months....but she still assumed I was a player.

6. nikkas always asking you where the hoes at. Most dudes assume you have hoes and want you to put them on......shyt gets tiring after a while.

7. Balancing a team full of chicks. Trust me.....shyt is not that easy. Not sure how dudes manage to talk to 4-5 girls at a time while maintaining a normal life. I just don't have time to be talking to these girls all the time and shyt gets stressful when one of em gets tight because you didn't text her back the past 3 times she tried to hit you up.

I'll think of some more and add to this later

I honestly dont know how people do this, I dont have the time or patients to be keeping up and coming up with shyt to say to more than 2 different chicks at a time.. To be honest once I find a half decent chick I rather just deal with them and if it dont work then find a few more.. fukk this roster shyt

 

[Bless't]

thats wsup...


*looks back at title*
official Handsome Nxgga Problems

lol we can't have Nothin brehs.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

or you look like (insert random light skinned celebrity)

Yep

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I don't know if this is a problem but women who can't maintain eye contact or will act like you just didn't walk by them.

 

[shutterguy]

Finally this thread yo!!! I've got a few.

1. Constantly being called arrogant/cocky/etc. I've had a female lesbian co-worker straight up tell me that I'm handsome and act like I know it and am too cocky. She inferred that I'm too cocky/arrogant/conceited based strictly off of how I look, because I never worked in tandem with her.

2. Girls projecting their insecurities about their looks when they're with you. Women are the most insecure people on earth....if they mentally think you're more attractive than they are, regardless of if you are or not, it ruins their self-esteem/ego. I was laying in bed with a chick a few weeks ago and she said "Why are you here with me? You can go to the bar and get any girl you want....why me?" Keep in mind she was an above average looking girl...a 7/10. Her tone was really sad and defeated...like this nikka looks better than me, there's no way I can keep him kind of vibe.

3. Being touched unwillingly by uglier women (ESPECIALLY older white women). Older white women think they can touch you whenever they want and get off on it. They're usually the boldest and will rub your back/chest/thigh when you've just met them. They act like you're supposed to be happy because a white woman is touching you...like nah, if I'm letting a white girl touch me best believe she gonna be a PAWG....not a white hag.

4. Allowing feedback you get from your looks determine your mood. I usually will get called handsome at least once every 1-2 weeks from some woman that I don't know. That shyt becomes addictive, and your self-esteem in your looks thrives off of it. If I go a while, like a month, without being acknowledge about how I look one time I start thinking "damn...did I lose it....am I on #teamugly now?" It's weird but shyt takes a hit on your ego when you don't hear it in a while.

5. Women always thinking you're a player....regardless of how many chicks you've been with. I was making out with this one chick like a month ago and was trying to take her panties off...she was like "No....you're too smooth at this...I don't want to get played like how you play your guitar"....like really?! She was the first chick I'd been with in a few months....but she still assumed I was a player.

6. nikkas always asking you where the hoes at. Most dudes assume you have hoes and want you to put them on......shyt gets tiring after a while.

7. Balancing a team full of chicks. Trust me.....shyt is not that easy. Not sure how dudes manage to talk to 4-5 girls at a time while maintaining a normal life. I just don't have time to be talking to these girls all the time and shyt gets stressful when one of em gets tight because you didn't text her back the past 3 times she tried to hit you up.

I'll think of some more and add to this later

aint no way that much good looking nikkas on the coli
some of yall lying









































































nohomo

 

[CHILLL]

man i been on this site for a minute now
we got nikkas in their mid thirties
"midnightboyz"
nikkas complaining how they getting flaby n sick
we recently had a thread where a bunch of nikkas were comparing receeding hairlines
this week everybody pretty
coli nikkas lying

 

[shutterguy]

man i been on this site for a minute now
we got nikkas in their mid thirties
"midnightboyz"
nikkas complaining how they getting flaby n sick
we recently had a thread where a bunch of nikkas were comparing receeding hairlines
this week everybody pretty
coli nikkas lying

I just can't............. .