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Women in work have literally stopped giving a fukk with the looks, touches and flirtatious emails I receive these days.
 

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i think yall nikkas fronting cuz most of the shyt yall sayin has happened to me and im only moderately attractive

I said it before... you could think you just look aight but women pretty much have the final say on whos handsome and whos not. I don't tell my stories because I think I'm the shyt. This stuff happens because alot of ladies made up in their mind I'm handsome.

I just happen to agree with em when I see a mirror.
 

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baby, that was the old me
It's annoying af when you're tryna be lowkey and or tryna chill.

Sometimes i'm surprised I even get the looks I do when i'm not even trying AT ALL. Breh that amount of women who fix their hair around me is crazy on some days. That shyt sometimes makes me uncomfortable cause I start getting a lil self conscious with all the quick looks. I used not even notice I was goodlooking brehs. I used to be confused as fukk why chicks were feeling me.

I can't imagine how much looks i would get if i was actually tall :mjcry:
 

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baby, that was the old me
its not so much so that women fumble with their words and actions...but with everything.

I have this girl in one of my classes that i kno with absolute certainty likes me....last week she interrupted a convo i was havin wit my nikka, took me to da side and started choppin it up for 30 mins till i got her number and dipped. It cudn't have been any more obvious shorty is feelin me.
But her text games :dwillhuh:

then you have forward chicks that let you know you handsome/cute...but with them ones, its a shootin fish in a barrel. :manny:

so i guess you get either extremes and the odd few that just ain't interested.


breh these broads start to hate u when u don't notice their signals (or secretly ignore them:lolbron:) after some time

they will literally sabotage it for u with other girls out of spite
 

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breh these broads start to hate u when u don't notice their signals (or secretly ignore them:lolbron:) after some time

they will literally sabotage it for u with other girls out of spite

what signals :dwillhuh:

nikkaz tell me if women spread there legs infront of you on the subway they wanna fukk. Which means yesterday, i missed a chance to smash this italian/greek/arab/mediterranean lookin brunette. :mjcry:

They give out the most confusing shyt ever. But i ain't gonna lie, sometimes i act like i don't see it, when really, i do. :youngsabo:

that ego stroke :banderas:
 

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baby, that was the old me
what signals :dwillhuh:

nikkaz tell me if women spread there legs infront of you on the subway they wanna fukk. Which means yesterday, i missed a chance to smash this italian/greek/arab/mediterranean lookin brunette. :mjcry:

They give out the most confusing shyt ever. But i ain't gonna lie, sometimes i act like i don't see it, when really, i do. :youngsabo:

that ego stroke :banderas:


a lot of it is non verbal shyt. I think it's unconscious and these women don't notice that they do it. But you start to notice patterns with females being attracted to u.

- she either peeks at u or she weirdly never catches your eye. (this is because she overcompensating for not trying to get caught looking)

- She fixes hair while looking at u.... the more wild and flustered it is the more she attracted... I'm sure you've seen these bytches literally flop their hair around in every direction like damn! Its jackpot right then. And they don't even notice what they're doing

- laughs at your joke and your not talking to her. or she laughs and tries touching at the same time (some girls punch me tho on the shoulder)

- she ask your age, she stands next her friend and back to u while her friend looks at u (she's prolly asking her friend if ur staring)

- incidental touches with body or t*ts (rubbing up on u even tho it seems innocent)

- adjusts her cleavage, and when u talking to a group of females she wants to get your attention

- holds eye contact from adistance

- fidgeting or getting unusually loud with her friends or ppl in your presence (trying to get your attention)
theres a lot more i've noticed but this shyt tells me she attracted to me at the very least.



EDIT: oh yup there's also this elbow thing they raise up when in convo...

it's kinda creepy because i notice i do this with my elbow too unconsciously.
 

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In high school in the 90s with that luxurious DJ Quick hair :blessed:
But not being able to fall asleep on the schoolbus without waking up to bytches braiding your long hair. :aicmon:

Going to the movies with an 'ugly' homegirl you thought was part of the squad.
She puts your hand on her inner thigh like 10 minutes into the movie.
No panties. :lupe:

Dating one twin.:ehh:
Getting into a fight with the other twins bf cause he just assumes you are fukking both of them.:ohlawd:

Explaining what happened to both twins then getting to fukk both of them.:noah:


Random people you dont know keeping track of the ups and downs of your relationship cause you are one of the 'pretty couples' :rudy:

High School is no joke for pretty nikkas :whew:
 
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