The official Michael Jordan is an a$$hole compilation thread

[DPG4Life]

robert parish wasnt havin none of that shyt

 

[BaggerofTea]

robert parish wasnt havin none of that shyt

So you negged me for what?

 

[DPG4Life]

So you negged me for what?

your post has nothin to do with michael jordan being an a$$hole

 

[polokuo]

This girl in the story had it on her mind to find some rich dikk from the jump

The reporter was just a warm body to occupy time and space.

Ol'girl played the hell outta him

MJ is a huge tool, but I actually don't have much sympathy for the reporter dude. Homeboy should have taken his L like a man and went home with his dignity intact the second he walked in and seen her in the middle of a wolfpack of 6 dudes. Instead he decides to be a simp and stick around and let himself be used as a pawn, when the ending of that story was more predictable than the ending of Passion of the Christ (spoiler: Jesus dies).


at the thirst. Reading the way this guy writes makes me surprised ol'girl was even willing to meet him up in the first place. Shytt, we need @Emperor_ReinScarf to come in and provide further analysis.

 

[beenz]

Like Father Like Son
"Before the New York game earlier in the month, Jordan, Pippen, and Grant, all of whom had boys under three at the time, had debated for a half hour about whose child had the biggest penis. They eventually agreed it was Pippen's"

 

[mr. smoke weed]

GOAT a$$hole. Imagine the shyt that hasn't made it to the internet.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Michael Jordan would have single handedly destroyed Lebron's career

I don't think so of course Jordan was better but lebron would eat him up as well

Pippen and Rodman would be on lebron not Jordan

 

[BaggerofTea]

I don't think so of course Jordan was better but lebron would eat him up as well

Pippen and Rodman would be on lebron not Jordan

He would destroy Lebron psychologically and feast on him on the court

 

[BaggerofTea]

He would mock Lebron's effort to build an all-world team to win a championship

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

LOL great thread brah

 

[B.drizzle]

LOL great thread brah

Thank you sir

 

[hood b. goode]

Bugs Bunny

Day one of filming, he got in Bugs's face and said "I am going to win the Oscar for this. You are nothing. You are here to try and keep up with me."
Bugs just waggled an eyebrow at the camera and said "Eh, he don't know me very well, do he?" Then he shook Jordan's hand, and returned to set. That's when Jordan realized he was holding dynamite.
After that, they were cool.

I heard he even made elmer fudd walk off the set in space jam when he called him a big headed stuttering f**k face who can't shoot a gun or a ball after the game elmer was cut from the tune squad roster

i know these were jokes but man

 

[B.drizzle]

Bet teammates your shyt coming off the plane first
Payoff airport workers so it does come off first
Collect from teammates like

I just noticed this bit was buried in the Stacey king story

Also, to build on the airport bags story. He used to also bet on the races that were on the scoreboard during timeouts (they're Dunkin Donuts races now). He always won because he would ask the engineers before the game who was going to win.

 

[Fart Knocker]

Also, to build on the airport bags story. He used to also bet on the races that were on the scoreboard during timeouts (they're Dunkin Donuts races now). He always won because he would ask the engineers before the game who was going to win.

 

[BXKingPin82]

thread title got me for some reason