The official Michael Jordan is an a$$hole compilation thread

[STEVE]

(spoiler: Jesus dies).

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

 

[CarltonJunior]

Some of these aren't a$$hole stories so much as "Jordan is a freak of nature and obsessively competitive."

We won't be hearing stories like this about LeBron. I can see LeBron trying to run for governor or something always tryin to make himself look good

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

@Basaglia

 

[H. Selassie]

These stories

@ cheating against an old lady at cards. MJ the GOAT


Robert Parish him with that though.

 

[homiedontplaydat]

Subbed

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I'm actually glad he sonned Chamillionaire into oblivion like that though

yup...cham was the same way..earlier in the swishahouse/ccc days...lew hawk n paul had hell with him when it came to fans..

 

[Mr_X]

This nikka should have played for the Monstars, not the Tunesquad

 

[TheyCallMeAzul]

I was reading this thread class in & did a great job of holding myself together. But I LOST it reading the story about him pushing the girl out the way in the casino

 

[Mac071415]

Goat a$$hole

 

[Schmoove]

Just bought the biography.

Gone soak in it this weekend & post some shyts

 

[Schmoove]

“Michael would pick on somebody every day,” trainer Mark Pfeil remembered. “You saw this early on. Every day. Somebody was gonna be his goat. It would be anybody on the team, guys like Ennis Whatley and Ronnie Lester and Quintin Dailey. Michael would shoot, stick it in their faces time and time again. He used to get their goats to make them play harder, mainly because he was so competitive. There were times during his rookie year when practice was unworkable. Loughery would just toss up his hands and let Michael do his thing.

I’ll never forget seeing those practices early that year . Good grief, there was an intensity in Jordan that was unlike any other player who’d come along, because he was so talented. You could see that he was such a hard worker and you knew he was going to do things. He’d take it to the rack with such ease, against everybody . He was demanding. He wanted defenders to stick to him. ‘Tighter. Come on, defend me. Damn you!”

Michael Jordan: The Life

 

[Schmoove]

The other key was Winter, Krause said. “Tex was tougher on Michael than anyone in terms of perfection. Michael didn’t like the triangle. He said, ‘What’s that motherfukking thing gonna do for us?’ It took a good year for him to accept it, but then he realized how he could work in the post because of the offense.”

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

MJ is still dat dude........on the court.

Honestly, if he didnt son blacks and sick kids so hard ..I wouldnt give two shyts if he steals and fukks some cacs girls and stiff armed asian hoes

 

[BlackAchilles]

Lets crowdsource a 30 for 30 style doc, No nikkas: The Uncut Michael Jordan Story