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I would be panicking right now breh. I hope you get all that cleared up my dude. Going to jail for something you didn't do and especially rape? You ever hear of a dude named Brian Banks (poly football player) Google him maybe he can help you.... He went through something similar

ive been through the panic stage. been through the anger stage too. i can understand murder now really. im speaking with 2 different lawyers. but tbh im still thinking about jumping bail snd leaving the country. england is a shythole and people are openly racist. theres nothing for me here at all.

my name has been ruined round here. 2 women ive never even met before shouted rapist at me the other day as i was just walking down the street. i couldnt do nothing tho.
 

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Khabib will rag-doll Ferguson. Ferguson is slick though, he can make things interesting.
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Ferg gonna be lookin like prime vick with his scrambles

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... hopefully

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Tony if it's five rounds
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Finish?
 

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false rape charges by two women. get this. the women are daughter and mother. they said i tried to rape the daughter and when she said no i beat the fukk out of her. then apparently in the same party i then tried to rape the mother and also beat the fukk out of her too.

literally mate i got arrested out of the blue on jan 21st. this supposedly happened on new years eve. what really happened was i dropped a mate off at his ex girlfriends house cus there was a party there. this was 2am we was already at a party all night. i drove him there and he convinced me to come in. bruh i walked in to the most racist, backward ass white people. they was all wasted too so they had no problem starting to say racist things to my face. i told them to go fukk themselves and they all jumped me lol. i was just covering my head trying not to hit the floor lol. i made it outside and as i was trying to get in my car to leave they rushed me again. :russ: eventually it died down and i drove off. i literally didnt even throw a punch at anyone. there was little 9 year olds even joining in trying to beat me lol. real white trash family. i didnt think much of it tbh and just went on living my life.

3 weeks later theres a police van and 3 cars all pulled up outside the bottom of flats i live in. theres often police round here and raids so i didnt think much of it, until the buzzer went on my flat and they asked for my name. i came down and they was all surrounding the door,there was a LOT of them. they came deep. then they told me i was under arrest for 2 counts of sexual assault and 2 counts of abh. :dwillhuh:

within an hour of being booked in i was being interviewd and i was charged pretty much straight away. now im just waiting on my court date. but yeah im being completely set up. there story doesnt even make sense but the police couldnt wait to charge me.

im an amateur boxer ive been arrested for knockouts in the street before. these women claimed i was beating them up for periods of time even dragging them outside to beat them on their lawn. they must have miraculous granite chins and unmarkable faces because the pictures pf evidence the police showed me was bruises on their arms and legs. they got the bruises on their arms from swinging at me and i was blocking with my elbows and shyt.

just think about their story for a second. i tried to rape and then proceed to beat an 18 year old girlupin front of the whole party including her dad right? then somehow i was stillin that party later to do the same thing to the mother? how does that make sense? of course the lead investigator was a women. she couldnt wait to charge me that dumb c*nt. the 3 main witness statements were from the daughter, mother and father lol.


and you just decided to join the Coli on Friday too? :ohhh:

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and you just decided to join the Coli on Friday too? :ohhh:

:heh:

im well known on here. i just joined back up to tell some of the people that know me what happened. thers been some good people to me on here.
 

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i got fired from my job over that shyt too. plus i had to move in to moms house as part of my bail conditions. i dont have shyt to do.
 

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false rape charges by two women. get this. the women are daughter and mother. they said i tried to rape the daughter and when she said no i beat the fukk out of her. then apparently in the same party i then tried to rape the mother and also beat the fukk out of her too.

literally mate i got arrested out of the blue on jan 21st. this supposedly happened on new years eve. what really happened was i dropped a mate off at his ex girlfriends house cus there was a party there. this was 2am we was already at a party all night. i drove him there and he convinced me to come in. bruh i walked in to the most racist, backward ass white people. they was all wasted too so they had no problem starting to say racist things to my face. i told them to go fukk themselves and they all jumped me lol. i was just covering my head trying not to hit the floor lol. i made it outside and as i was trying to get in my car to leave they rushed me again. :russ: eventually it died down and i drove off. i literally didnt even throw a punch at anyone. there was little 9 year olds even joining in trying to beat me lol. real white trash family. i didnt think much of it tbh and just went on living my life.

3 weeks later theres a police van and 3 cars all pulled up outside the bottom of flats i live in. theres often police round here and raids so i didnt think much of it, until the buzzer went on my flat and they asked for my name. i came down and they was all surrounding the door,there was a LOT of them. they came deep. then they told me i was under arrest for 2 counts of sexual assault and 2 counts of abh. :dwillhuh:

within an hour of being booked in i was being interviewd and i was charged pretty much straight away. now im just waiting on my court date. but yeah im being completely set up. there story doesnt even make sense but the police couldnt wait to charge me.

im an amateur boxer ive been arrested for knockouts in the street before. these women claimed i was beating them up for periods of time even dragging them outside to beat them on their lawn. they must have miraculous granite chins and unmarkable faces because the pictures pf evidence the police showed me was bruises on their arms and legs. they got the bruises on their arms from swinging at me and i was blocking with my elbows and shyt.

just think about their story for a second. i tried to rape and then proceed to beat an 18 year old girlupin front of the whole party including her dad right? then somehow i was stillin that party later to do the same thing to the mother? how does that make sense? of course the lead investigator was a women. she couldnt wait to charge me that dumb c*nt. the 3 main witness statements were from the daughter, mother and father lol.
:scust::dwillhuh::huhldup::dahell::damn: Jesus man
 

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If he wasn't on such a long layoff, Khabib. Dude's pressure and grappling is incredible. With the long layoff though and Ferguson's striking, I'm thinking twice. Both guys at 100% I take Khabib (I take him over everyone in the division tbh because he's impossible to get space on) but it's hard to pick a guy off of multiple injuries (including knee surgeries), a long lay off and no tune up fights before he faces an elite opponent.
 

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If he wasn't on such a long layoff, Khabib. Dude's pressure and grappling is incredible. With the long layoff though and Ferguson's striking, I'm thinking twice. Both guys at 100% I take Khabib (I take him over everyone in the division tbh because he's impossible to get space on) but it's hard to pick a guy off of multiple injuries (including knee surgeries), a long lay off and no tune up fights before he faces an elite opponent.
Interesting match up for sure. Ferg just got the juice right now imo. Hes unorthodox as hell, and very well rounded. And that ring rust. UFC doin them no favors. Both contenders, both killers.

My brehs, is this the most stacked division of all time?



All the potential fights. How do you not have nate fight conor before a titleshot. Imagine the fukkery.

Conor v Ferguson or Pettis

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