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[Zapp Brannigan]

Wow. Fluke? Not even remotely true. Either way, I'm not even going to bother.

Why? Because I've thoroughly proved you wrong? One punch 64 seconds into the first fight is more than negated by nearly 50 minutes of a beatdown from superior speed, strength, endurance, and fight tactics.

 

[The Infamous]

Why? Because I've thoroughly proved you wrong? One punch 64 seconds into the first fight is more than negated by nearly 50 minutes of a beatdown from superior speed, strength, endurance, and fight tactics.

With comments like these I never stood a chance:

he's just got a dynamite right hand

More and more JDS's early win is looking more and more like a lucky punch.

JDS is getting outstruck by a WRESTLER

Especially when you get your ass dropped by a guy who isn't even a specialist in the shyt that you are supposed to be soooo amazing in

Cain is far better because of all the things that I mentioned before and anyone who tries to say that JDS is better at anything than Cain is living in a world of denial.

Swinging away at a bunch of past their prime fighters outside of Shane Carwin isn't a convincing statement of superiority to me.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

With comments like these I never stood a chance:

I'm not wrong, bruh. Cain is simply better. JDS's main weapon is his right hand. In contrast to the other 10 rounds they fought, that punch does look lucky against a fighter of Cain's caliber. JDS is a striking specialist that got outstruck by a wrestler. Everything I said is true. Just because you're a nuthugger of JDS and my comments offend you, doesn't make me wrong.

 

[The Infamous]

I'm not wrong, bruh. Cain is simply better. JDS's main weapon is his right hand. In contrast to the other 10 rounds they fought, that punch does look lucky against a fighter of Cain's caliber. JDS is a striking specialist that got outstruck by a wrestler. Everything I said is true. Just because you're a nuthugger of JDS and my comments offend you, doesn't make me wrong.

No, actually research what I quoted because in fact, they are not true.

 

[pez]

Cain was more effective at chaining his striking with take downs. The difference is that Cain's striking is a set up for takedowns. Cain nullified JDS' striking by not staying in the pocket.

There's no argument that JDS is a better pure striker. But Cain is clearly the better fighter.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

No, actually research what I quoted because in fact, they are not true.

You said yourself that Cain effectively out struck JDS but that JDS was still a better striker because of how he performed against other (inferior) strikers. What kind of world do you live in where this makes sense?

 

[The Infamous]

You said yourself that Cain effectively out struck JDS but that JDS was still a better striker because of how he performed against other (inferior) strikers. What kind of world do you live in where this makes sense?

he's just got a dynamite right hand

More and more JDS's early win is looking more and more like a lucky punch.

JDS is getting outstruck by a WRESTLER

Especially when you get your ass dropped by a guy who isn't even a specialist in the shyt that you are supposed to be soooo amazing in

Cain is far better because of all the things that I mentioned before and anyone who tries to say that JDS is better at anything than Cain is living in a world of denial.

Swinging away at a bunch of past their prime fighters outside of Shane Carwin isn't a convincing statement of superiority to me.

I was talking about these statements. All of which are either completely untrue or grossly exaggerated. Yet, you said that all of them are true.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I was talking about these statements. All of which are either completely untrue or grossly exaggerated. Yet, you said that all of them are true.

They are true. The truest part was the most important part, which is that JDS got out struck like crazy for the second two fights by a superior striker.

 

[The Infamous]

They are true. The truest part was the most important part, which is that JDS got out struck like crazy for the second two fights by a superior striker.

I'll make it easy for you. Prove this statement is true:

Swinging away at a bunch of past their prime fighters outside of Carwin

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I'll make it easy for you. Prove this statement is true:

Sure, just look what happens when he goes against a skilled fighter like Cain.

 

[Crakface]

Cain still has a glass jaw no matter what so hes destined to be beat. Long as he keeps snuggling his opponents he'll be ok.

 

[The Infamous]

Sure, just look what happens when he goes against a skilled fighter like Cain.

That's it? That's the best you could come up with? Just admit you were completely off base with that statement. You were proved wrong, but can't admit it. Take it like a man breh.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Cain still has a glass jaw no matter what so hes destined to be beat. Long as he keeps snuggling his opponents he'll be ok.

Apparently JDS tagged him really hard in their third fight to no avail. Even possibly injuring Cain's jaw wasn't enough to stop him. I'll bet you're still going to insist that Cain has pillow fists, huh?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

That's it? That's the best you could come up with? Just admit you were completely off base with that statement. You were proved wrong, but can't admit it. Take it like a man breh.

What's so far off about it? Junior was throwing heavy and kept either missing or couldn't do enough damage to do anything meaningful to Cain. Don't be mad because you were wrong this whole time.

PS: Declaring yourself right isn't a way to win an argument. You even admitted yourself that Cain had more effective striking than JDS but for some reason JDS is the better striker. lolwut?

 

[The Infamous]

Cain still has a glass jaw no matter what so hes destined to be beat. Long as he keeps snuggling his opponents he'll be ok.

Wrong. Cain's chin, although nothing spectacular is definitely not glass. It's actually pretty good. He's only been hurt by two fighters, Kongo and JDS. Both of whom have big power (especially JDS). He has great recovery as well, which was on full display in the Kongo fight, where he was dropped multiple times and recovered quickly.