Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Wow. Fluke? Not even remotely true. Either way, I'm not even going to bother.
Why? Because I've thoroughly proved you wrong? One punch 64 seconds into the first fight is more than negated by nearly 50 minutes of a beatdown from superior speed, strength, endurance, and fight tactics.
What kind of world do you live in where this makes sense?
The truest part was the most important part, which is that JDS got out struck like crazy for the second two fights by a superior striker.
Even possibly injuring Cain's jaw wasn't enough to stop him. I'll bet you're still going to insist that Cain has pillow fists, huh?