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Well king mo just knocked Seth all the way the fukk out. I almost put $100 on Seth because the return would've been over $700 if he won
 

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king-mo-vs-petruzelli spoiler

Mo killed that motherfukker. That was on some Django Unchained payback shyt for Kimbo Slice :huhldup:

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Chael on Lebron :laff:

"His name being brought up prompted it. He makes Urkel look cool. I would have liked to call him a ****, but they changed subjects. Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn. And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him. I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking. I’d like to slap the divots right off his face. He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.”
 

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Chael on Lebron :laff:

"His name being brought up prompted it. He makes Urkel look cool. I would have liked to call him a ****, but they changed subjects. Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn. And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him. I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking. I’d like to slap the divots right off his face. He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.”

:wow: :laff: :laff:

So many fukking quotables in there
 

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Chael on Lebron :laff:

"His name being brought up prompted it. He makes Urkel look cool. I would have liked to call him a ****, but they changed subjects. Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn. And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him. I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking. ”



:ooh::whoo:


As much as I hate seeing the word thrown around in every other thread, this is definitely that ether
 

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Chael on Lebron :laff:

"His name being brought up prompted it. He makes Urkel look cool. I would have liked to call him a ****, but they changed subjects. Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn. And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him. I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking. I’d like to slap the divots right off his face. He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.”

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I know you're all going to judge me by my avatar but I seriously don't believe that story since it came from Sonnen. He's a known liar and has a strange obsession with putting down elite black athletes.

If the tic-tac shyt is true he still has no grounds to complain since he talked about Silva's wife and walked around events with t-shirts making light of that.

Overeem was justified as was evidenced by his getting KO'd by Silva, but the reason he's talking trash about Cain is because Cain didn't only beat him, but handed him one of the most lopsided losses in MMA history. He hated having the wind taken out of his sails because he previously thought that he had an infallible formula for winning in the heavyweight division, but wasn't prepared to go against a guy who had a broader arsenal than he did. He's angry that a guy not only made him face his own mortality (figuratively) and to add insult to injury, it was the guy that took his belt.

I personally hope that this angst makes for better fights in the future because a prolonged, intense, heavyweight rivalry makes for great fights, but it could also be that he lets his emotions get the best of him. :manny:

I agree JDS is just butthurt. Cain will demolish him again though.
 

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Chael on Lebron :laff:

"I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking. I’d like to slap the divots right off his face. He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.”



The visual of Lebron saying nothing, grabbing the wheelchair from the mother, pushing it 5 to 10 feet to the left, and walking off still saying nothing is really having sex with my mind right now...THANK YOU, CHAEL :lawd:


Anyway, Bellator was great last night...except for them constantly putting the camera on Christy mack like she's some respectable Hollywood actress or something .....UFC never did that with Jenna...did they :patrice: ?

And I thought Fight Master was great last night...but I don't really agree with Lozano being in the tourny...he's got too much experience, IMO. He might blow by everybody.
 

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I know you're all going to judge me by my avatar but I seriously don't believe that story since it came from Sonnen. He's a known liar and has a strange obsession with putting down elite black athletes.

If the tic-tac shyt is true he still has no grounds to complain since he talked about Silva's wife and walked around events with t-shirts making light of th
at.



I agree JDS is just butthurt. Cain will demolish him again though.

Im no Sonnen supporter at all. Buut. Its one thing to trash talk to sell a fight and another to outright just be a dikk.

Chael seems like a nice dude. Most fighters say Chael is one of the nicest guys in the industry. I don't think that he'd just outright lie about this shyt..its possible sure, but Bron does strike me as the type to be a douche in public like his shyt dont stink.
 
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