The Official Tennis Thread

[THE MACHINE]

we are taking temps at the door

they dont have to wear masks on the court but i told them they could keep them on if they would like to. i figured i may as well seeing as though they kept crowding each other for no reason. i anticipate older kids and adults not having that issue but these were like 4-8 year olds

i kept mine on practically the whole time im not trying to get blamed for someone being sick

Oh ok, yeah, 4-8 is a rough age during normal times Might need to get an assistant just to pick up tennis balls. Have him/her wear the little disposable vinyl gloves

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Oh ok, yeah, 4-8 is a rough age during normal times Might need to get an assistant just to pick up tennis balls. Have him/her wear the little disposable vinyl gloves

i cant stand those classes

cant pay for an assistant to pick up balls cuz margins are tight

to be an optimist i just tell myself that picking up all the balls results in less instructional time

they were kinda amusing yesterday so i didnt have a huge problem with them while teaching but its like that every year. a few weeks go by and i dish it off to a younger assistant as i get other clients and teach them instead

 

[BuckFilly]

Serena was dope with the left yesterday
im think im watching tennis over the nba and nfl tonight
matter fact I know

 

[phillycavsfan]

Today might finally be the day Vika beats Serena in a grand slam.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

This mother keeps hassling me

I like teaching her kids but she is a nightmare.

She wanted me to drive an hour for a low level tournament to help coach for free last summer so I bushed her. Now shes upset I'm charging 5 dollars more for an hour and a half hitting session fukking go away

Anyway idk if our center is gonna make it. Financial forecast looks super grim

On the bright side I was smoking the shyt out of the ball today. Best groundies I've hit in years and was up 5-0 hitting just 2nd serves

 

[malbaker86]

Today might finally be the day Vika beats Serena in a grand slam.

If she keeps hitting like she as, she'll run Serena ragged

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Quality match so far

 

[THE MACHINE]

Incoming classic Osaka/Brady?

 

[levitate]

This bytch serve moans are so loud and annoying!!!

 

[Pure Water]

Naomi

 

[phillycavsfan]

Cordae made it inside the bubble

 

[phillycavsfan]

Terrific first set. Brady's playing well, but Naomi's a trained killer.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Osaka

 

[malbaker86]

Nadal needs to hang it up, man. It's over.

It's a damn shame about what happened to Rafa's wrist.

Spoiler

Yall shytted on my dawg after he withdrew from the FO in 16

 

[Regular_P]

Yall shytted on my dawg after he withdrew from the FO in 16

I will always shyt on Nadal.