The rise of Michael Strahan

[beenz]

We need a strahan smiley.

Retired still on top and healthy.

Cushy six figure analyst job on fox where he doesn't have to travel.

Swooped in and got a nice 7 figure salary replacing Regis.

And then now having America wake up to his gap toothed on GMA another 7 figures.

As well still has his NFL pension , no brain injuries going into the hall of fame.

His wife filed for divorced like 70 percent of wives do . he paid her up and is now making more money than ever

Michael strahan is where oj Simpson would be if he wasn't framed for killing nicole and Ron Goldman .

Remember when oj was this close to being the terminator?

you left out him wifing up nicole murphy. not only does she still look good, but she has half of eddy's money, which is probably more than what strahan got.

 

[MikelArteta]

They broke up

you left out him wifing up nicole murphy. not only does she still look good, but she has half of eddy's money, which is probably more than what strahan got.

 

[MVike28]

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Strahan breh.

Destroyed Tiki when that c00n tried to call him selfish during his contract negotiations back in the day

Destroyed the Patriots and ended their unbeaten season

Funny, humble and personable overall

Ethered his cac wife who tried to smear him

A multimedia animal working at Fox, NBC amid other ventures

How can anybody not look up to this guy

 

[Sterling Archer]

I was late as hell to the game about Nicole Murphy. Her face is a bit strong for me but that woman's body is amazing and she produces excellent offspring aesthetically. She shytting on women half her age bodywise.

 

[AJtheOne]

Mike been on a winning streak since we won the SB in 07/08

 

[BXKingPin82]

smiley material right here

 

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[MostReal]

He's one of the few NYC athletes who has actually taken advantage of playin in that market. He's having one of the best post athletic careers ever and it's only been 6 years since he retired. I mean the nikka had never acted before and had a sitcom!



I know Tiki hurtin right now.

He played in the SWAC
Makes you more relatable

 

[Goat poster]

He played in the SWAC
Makes you more relatable

Strahan one of the last major athletes to attend an HBCU and reach the heights he has.

We seeing less and less players drafted directly from black schools.

Strahan is a relic in that way.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Boy went to the swac and got married to a cac. Weirdo behavior. I bet TSU had enough dimes to fill a piggy bank, and he chose olive oil