We need a strahan smiley.
Retired still on top and healthy.
Cushy six figure analyst job on fox where he doesn't have to travel.
Swooped in and got a nice 7 figure salary replacing Regis.
And then now having America wake up to his gap toothed on GMA another 7 figures.
As well still has his NFL pension , no brain injuries going into the hall of fame.
His wife filed for divorced like 70 percent of wives do . he paid her up and is now making more money than ever
Michael strahan is where oj Simpson would be if he wasn't framed

for killing nicole and Ron Goldman .
Remember when oj was this close to being the terminator?