The scariest thing about NOFAP....

[Recca Gatsby]

You know this thread timing is kinda perfect I been meaning to ask if the NoFap shyt on here was just another group comedy hour or had some kinda benefits.

I once told a girl I was doing this shyt just to see her reaction, and gae the bullshyt "pros" I been seeing on here, she hit me with the "IDK if that's true.....for real.....nah I don't think so"

 

[Capitol]

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Not them motherfukkers they have been suspect

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I participated in NOFAP for a year and never had great granny fever

I'm back to 0 since last week

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I did NoFap to increase penis sensitivity...I didn't do that shyt to "feel better"...I did it so I don't fukk for 5 hours straight...

Man...that shyt worked...but...the emotional anguish of being a straight simp was not worth it...

I busted to some porn...went back to being a savage...

NoFap is how you end up married with 3 kids at 26.

Exactly!!

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I'm just here to discipline y'all no fap brehs

you're welcome

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Nofap is real, it affects the dopamine levels in your brain


Stop denying nofap to validate your chronic meat-beating

There really aint no point to doing no-fap if you dont know how to interact with females though, you just gonna end up frustrated

Welp...back to pro-fap I go!

 

[Roberto Firmino]

I participated in NOFAP for a year and never had great granny fever

I'm back to 0 since last week

How do you go a year and decide to go back to that life

 

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How do you go a year and decide to go back to that life

I didn't decide I fukked up

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

This no-fap is for the birds.
Had a dream I was suckin on this tall older chick's titties from my old church.
Woke up all fukked up...went back to sleep and had ANOTHER dream about suckin on her titties!
Got to work and all I could do was cruise her fb page lookin at her pics and at them titties and then I realized...
Her titties don't look that good in real life as they did in the dream.
Why was I dreamin about her anyway...I know way prettier chicks than her.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I participated in NOFAP for a year and never had great granny fever

I'm back to 0 since last week

I have an older woman fetish.
I seriously think that it won't go away until I get some 50+ p*ssy.

 

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[yardman]

You can tell a white boy cooked that up.

The only thing on there that's true is the athletic aspect coaches usually tell boxers or players not to have sex before a match or game because you lose precious energy like that. When I used to sprint my coach would tell me don't fukk before I have a meet.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I have that for other things

and the only 50 year olds I like have to look like halle berry

Ahh....I'm on the other end of the scale.
I want the Oprah style 50+ woman...
She can have the gut, be a lil chunky...as long as she has them big grandma titties laidback personality and soft skin.

 

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[Behind-the-wheel]

Danica Collins type is as far as I'm willing to go

Oh wow...that's nice!!!