The Simp Bible...

[Disciple of the Projects]

The Book of Nick Canon
1:12



"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice"

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Lets not get tatted yall.

 

[Chris.B]

Nick Canon won doe.

He didn't marry down like most men

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

The Book of Chris B.
Chapter 2 Verse 17

Nick Canon won doe.

He didn't marry down like most men

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

"Don't buy a gift until a minimum of oral has been recieved"

-blackie 69:69

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[Bawon Samedi]

This threads gonna be fun...

 

[Typical Simp]

More chauvanistic trash threads from bitter coli males.

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

 

[JasonSJackson]

The Book of Chris B.
Chapter 2 Verse 17

Hahaha

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that." And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

Lmao

 

[JasonSJackson]

From the book of @Spoonz

Chapter 3 verse 1

I've been thinking. One of the biggest problems in marriage is lack of sex right? Well that's because society is so against wifing up sluts (at least girls that are openly sluts)

I'm not talking about the lame type of slut like Kim K, I mean the free spirit type of slut that would actually make a good wife.

I have nothing against good girls, I'm a nice dude and all but when she gets with me she's gonna be turned into a mega freak before she gets a ring. But other than that I'd prefer maybe a pornstar or stripper.

So yeah being against wifing hoes is kinda foolish. It's your own damn fault if your marriage gonna be lame and sexless.

Oh Ye simple believers of truth and purveyors of inequality, is not a pig as deserving of a gold snout ring as all others?

 

[SubLyminalz]

 

[Ricky Church]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

 

[LionofJudah]