The Simp Bible...

[Nefrodamus]

Ain't that the truth. One common denominator you see in all of the "militants" here(for one cause or another) is that they are all very bitter and hateful.

I've been constantly checking the Coli for almost 2 years and I've never seen the OP ever make a positive thread, never share something genuinely useful or any real insight. All he does is post non stop vitriol at one thing or another under the guise of racial solidarity.

Some of these nikkas is just fukking weirdos. I dont know how else to articulate it; you want to hope that some of these cats are trolling but they are deadass about the shyt they spew.

A lot of you cats cosigning this "Ew, girls have cooties, don't talk to them" elementary school mentality are salty because their dikk has been dry for a hot minute.

But carry on

 

[Dwolf]

Y'all gotta explain something to me tho...If since I was a young teenager Ive had healthy experiences with the opposite sex (some great; some awful), then why do I need to have this bitter, maladjusted outlook on all women being evil and impossible to develop things with? Y'all gotta help me out...if I've had little problem having sex with or loving women all my life, then what do I have to be so mad for?

So, if Im polying with a female, and we're having a dope time, do I need to go on some random hate-fueled rant about "the whores of instagram and FB" with spit flying outta my mouth in order to be a "real nikka"? When Im out with my peoples, and we're having a good time, do I need to stop what we're doing and whine about how the "sodomites" are taking over the world, and explain in very graphic detail how much I hate specific acts of man-on-man sex? Do I need to cry about "scandal" more for no reason?

I thought for real nikkas that were out here gettin it and enjoying life, there were 99 problems but a bytch was never one? Seems like y'all are having a lot of problems tho. Y'all gotta help me understand this miserable swag y'all on.

Learn to take a joke breh.

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

Proverbs of kanye west

12:15


How many men you know can say they had Kim Kardashian?!?!?!?! .................Well how many can say they have her for life!!?!?!??!

 

[newworldafro]

*Taking a seat in this pre-classic thread, seat #34 *

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More chauvanistic trash threads from bitter coli males.

Maybe.....................................

Scrolls of Newworldafro Chapter 7, verse 31


But it's the way it's done that's fresh
Thus thecoli is blssed

 

[Max Power]

Isn't this a joke thread?

Why are so many people crying?

 

[Ain't That Something]

Why am I not surprise a bunch of nikkas came caping as soon as bullets flew at their idol [DOUBLEPOST=1397668100][/DOUBLEPOST]

Isn't this a joke thread?

Why are so many people crying?

BC these nikkas sensitive breh

 

[charmander]

 

[LordTaskForce]

First Letter of **** to the Colinthians:

"I am not ****."

 

[Suicide King]

Beta pimping is an art.

There is no greater joy than nursing an emotionally scarred woman back to health.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

and the voices of women, crying out for a helpmate of their own, reached heaven. God, hearing their cries for a sensitive man who listens, created @Willstyles . A man short in stature yet large in his feelings. And he listened to hoes, and was a helpmate and friend to all women who boosted their egos and made them feel good...so they can come back home recharged to fukk a real nikka

 

[Just like bruddas]

and the voices of women, crying out for a helpmate of their own, reached heaven. God, hearing their cries for a sensitive man who listens, created @Willstyles . A man short in stature yet large in his feelings. And he listened to hoes, and was a helpmate and friend to all women who boosted their egos and made them feel good...so they can come back home recharged to fukk a real nikka

its what I do

 

[JasonSJackson]

@Willstyles 11:35

Will simped

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

@Willstyles 11:35

Will simped

LMAO, this is gonna go over alot of people's heads.​

 

[Diondon]

This is hilarious

 

[Chris.B]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

LOL